Happy Easter Everyone!
 

Yours truly!

Oh, It's easter? Huh thanks.

He Is Risen.

Why does the date of Easter Change each year?

Because it's fake.

oh snap, nukka!

yeah, for Eater my mom made me go to confession:confused:

"Jesus was the only guy who came out of the fucking grave, & everybody didn't go, Ahh Ahhhhhhhh! The Dead Fucking Lives! Kill It Kill It!"
-Sam Kinison

Because it's on Sunday.(that's why it's called "Easter Sunday") Did you really not know, are you just pulling our legs???(hahaha!)

Yeah, it's a certain Sunday each year, and it's tied in to a particular full moon. There's a process dor calculating the date.

I'd say my Easter has been good so far, but that's more to do with just doing nice things than it being Easter-related.

Happy Easter, boardies.

There are two dates every year for Easter--one for western christianity and one for eastern hristianity. Sometimes they fall on the same day. This year, eastern Easter is next Sunday.

Well, I knew that...but why don't they keep it the same date every year. Like a birthday, once every 365 (366) days.

it's not easter anylonger, but it's too funny to pass up;

"No wife would ever buy the resurrection story. Yeah, Jesus leaves on Friday, he doesn't get back 'til monday, & she says, Where have you been, for 3 days Mr.Winemaker? No, I'll tell you where I've been. Not that it's any of your business but I was Dead! I'm in a fucking grave OUTSIDE OF TOWN! I'm fighting Death, Hell, Decomposure. I'm about to change form into the sprit of light, about to go into the kingdom of God, & I go wait a second, I better go back 'cuz she doesn't know where I'VE BEEN!"
-Sam Kinison

I was so glad our friend Jesus died so some of us could get 3 days off in a row.I love him when he does stuff like that.The whole resurrection thing can't take 3 days for sure, but i'm still glad that after it happens i have the time to meditate on it.On my arse that is.

Yeah, meditiate w/ the stereo blasting, & a splif in your hand.