You're all dead inside.
 

Except for kegmama. Discuss.

she is the walking dead.

i am dead inside,
i am a prostitute for my job.
i make people buy things they dont need.
i need help.



are those my feet??

yeah!
Kegmama rocks!

...I beg to differ.

beer just fel in my eye, i wiped it off with my hair.

another great use of long hair

You would do, but that's because you're dead inside. It's a known trait of the dead inside, being contrary.

Hey, me too.

This is my career change year though.

Really.

i used to floss me teeth with me long hair.
then i got it cut.

i love my mickey.

mickey is irish slag for my penis.

There are many things which perplex me about this post.

This is not the kind of news I wanted to hear first thing in the morning. How shall I tell my family?

see, how the fuck does she take a shit like this

first describe whats on that website before i go there. and what the fuck it has to do with this thread.

yeah me too, i'm gonna change my job this year also.
i'm gonna be a mickey inspector

I like the good old aeroplane banner, though you may chose something less decadent if you prefer. How about a hat, or a t-shirt with the phrase 'walking corpse' emblazoned upon it?

blue river wider than a mile

coffee is makin me loco.

In Russian of course, I wouldn't want EVERYONE to know that sort of thing. How utterly embarassing!

гуляющий труп

i dont see the point in drinking beer and eating spaghetti

I can accept this. It's part of the deal when you make a pact with Satan.

satan is bowing