What is the most likely?
 

Of these things that will only happen when pigs fly

I voted against myself.

virgin?

Bowie....I really like quite a few of his albums from the 90's to now though.

The other 3 things just must be extremely unlikely!

It isn't something I really worry about. Having sex is something I've never really tried to do. Not trying to have sex comes with the added bonus of *edit* NOT *edit* regretting who you've had sex with.

You had me at Fugazi.

That is what I meant.

Anyways, I've never had a chance that I regret not taking advantage of. Actually, wait. A chick was handing out condoms at a festival, and I made a joke about not needing them. She told me "you never know, it's a long weekend." I should have fucked her on the spot.

Other than that- I'm glad I haven't had sex with any of my ex's.

I wasn't a virgin once. But now I am, again.

we need more options.

The virginity issue.

It's been quite a while since I was a virgin.
So I go for MBV option

The list of girls I regret not having had sex with over the last twenty-odd years is downright painful to think about.

Honestly I went with Fugazi on this one. Call it wishful thinking.

mbv.

I hope you lose it soon, but it doesn't really matter. The others are unlikely, and even if they did happen it wouldn't necessarily improve the world one iota.

haha yeah:(

Yeah. Julian is never losing his virginity. Hopefully, Fugazi comes out of hiatus instead.

you getting action.

god!! is this the bring down thread? the whole "regret having sex with someone" thing is going to haunt me now!!!

I guarantee it will be easier to get some action if you leave your parents' house and get your own apartment.


"Try and keep it quiet because my mom is sleeping in the next room" doesn't really qualify as "dirty talk" to most people.

I still think that possibility is more likely than any of the other scenarios you posted though, so I'll vote for you anyway.

Maybe if my room was in the basement like Brodie from Clerks.

My house is honestly so big that one of my friends screwed his girlfriend here atleast twice and completely got away with it. Until he told me drunk at a party.

Anyways, my parents let me rock my Fender Bassman super loud and host shows in my basement. What landlord would let me do that?

I'm really just hoping I can afford a civic before the end of the year. I think girls care more about you having a car and being able to take them out then you having your own place. When I lived in a dorm for a year my roommate fucked chicks while I was in there asleep.