Fruit Survivor: Round 1
 

Which fruit should we get rid of?

Not a fan of pumpkin.

Tomato, because it only qualifies as a fruit on a technicality anyway.

pumpkin pie's nice.

pears. remove them and their grittines.

the kiwi.

off with the lemon... it's nice to prepare other food with, but on its own it's not very useful.

Pumpkin, only because I've never tasted it.

is this secretly a dadaist thread?


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or not so secretly?

"I say, pumpkin".

i don't fancy pears

SHIT I pressed lemon...
It's my fav fruit EVAH

Looks like hot competition between pumpkin and pear. May I make the case for pears?

Pears in yoghurt are ace. Pears can be grown in many different soils and are very adaptable; one can grow them as large tres or much smaller plants. And varieties such as Doyenne Du Comice, Merton Pride and Buerred' Anjou are very very nice.

pumpkins are halloween, and halloween is awesome; just ask the misfits.

pumpkin pie is the orgasmatronic dessert of all times

fuck you assholes! :D

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ps get rid of the overrated kiwi. 2 kiwis + 1 banana is what you worship.

I've never really understood the American thing about pumpkin pie; key lime pie is far more gobamackingly yummie.


You shouldn't store bananas near other fruit; bananas make other tuff go off quicker.

pumpkin pie has been medically proven to increase penile blood flow. hence the taste for it is at the root of male sexuality.

about the bananas, ha ha, yes. i was thinking visually rather than in phitochemical terms.

this, unbelievably, i found at a primary school website:



obviously it's uncircumcised

get rid of the tomato, Pumpkin to win!

There was none of that nonsense in my school, I can tell you. It was the birds and the bees and then a good long run in the snow.

yes kids today are way too precocious. i'm guessing dr. spock is to blame.

http://www.cannhall.essex.sch.uk/healthy_school.htm