What was one thing...
 

... your bf/gf, did that convinced you that this person was

"The One"
???

Re: My Dave:
When there was a turtle crossing the road and he pulled over, got out of the truck and carried it to the other side of the road. That fuckin nailed it.
I KNEW.
That was 14 yrs. ago!

You're fucking a turtle?

while ranting about the less-than-stellar minds of human scientists, I mistyped Stephen Hawking as Hawkin.

she corrected me.

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When my girlfriend looked me in the eye as she stabbed me.

When I found myself having to hide sharp knives from him, I suppose.

I sometimes take a while to eat, and people have complained.

On our second date, I was halfway through my meal (which I ended up taking with me) and she had been done with hers for a little bit. I said I was sorry for taking so long to get done.

She said she wasn't judging me, and that I could take one bite an hour and she would still sit there.

God, I love/miss her so much....:( :( :(

when she swallowed

^ she;s a keeper.

i would pay per view for that shit.

Touche Turtle?