Does Sonic Youth Masturbate?
 

And if so, how does it affect their relationships? For instance, does Kim get mad when Thurston cybers in a chat room? Or does Thurston get mad when he learns that Reena taught Kim a few things when he was gone?

Circle jerks. Duh.

of course not! Sonic Youth are pure! Kim was actually immaculately impregnated. much like mary magdelen (sp?)

mary was a liar.

What about the Circle Jerks? I used to have a song or two by them. Do they masturbate?

Yes and they get quite messy.

How does it affect their relationships?

ah the circle jerks (the band) kicked ass. i went to this hardcore show yesterday and i think a band played Red Tape by them.

nuh-uh! i swear, she told the troof!

i know she was a liar, because I FUCKED HER, goddamnit!

Well i'm sure, they learn to clean up after their own mess and get along in tight living quarters without any complaints.

Or they could clean up after each other?

They learn from experience. Good and bad.

Magdalen wasn't immaculately impregnated, goofuses.

no, but magdalene was.

umm no, actually that was Mary of Nazareth.

oh right, mary magdalene was the whore. SRY.

Fucking davinci code.

Actually there is no evidence in the Bible that Mary was a whore...all we know for sure is that she was a wealthy woman who financed the ministry of Jesus, and that seven devils were cast out of her.

and she fucked lots of people.