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ni'k 05.21.2010 10:09 AM

hippie crap
 
Your past life diagnosis: I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Thailand around the year 900. Your profession was that of a monk (nun), bee-keeper or lone gunman. Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Inquisitive, inventive, you liked to get to the very bottom of things and to rummage in books. Talent for drama, natural born actor. The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your lesson is to learn discretion and moderation and then to teach others to do the same. Your life will be happier if you help those who lack reasoning.

i like that i was a female monk beekeeper with books. obviously hyper accurate.

http://www.thebigview.com/pastlife/


Lurker 05.21.2010 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by ni'k
[size=+2] The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
[color=silver][color=Black]Your lesson is to learn discretion and moderation and then to teach others to do the same.



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!

Toilet & Bowels 05.21.2010 10:55 AM

I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern USA South-Center around the year 650. Your profession was that of a warrior, hunter, fisherman or executor of sacrifices.

You always liked to travel and to investigate. You could have been a detective or a spy.

The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
You should develop self-love and ability to implant hope into hearts of people. Ambition is not everything. True wealth is buried in your soul.

Lurker 05.21.2010 10:57 AM

Your past life diagnosis:
I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Romania around the year 1325. Your profession was that of a leader, major or captain.
Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Timid, constrained, quiet person. You had creative talents, which waited until this life to be liberated. Sometimes your environment considered you strange.
The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
It always seemed to you that your perceptions of the world are somewhat different. Your lesson is to trust your intuition as your best guide in your present life.
Do you remember now?

SONIC GAIL 05.21.2010 10:59 AM

Your past life diagnosis: I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern South Africa around the year 1275. Your profession was that of a builder of houses, temples and cathedrals. Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Ruthless character, carefully weighing his decisions in critical situations, with excellent self-control and strong will. Such people are generally liked, but not always loved. The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your lesson is to combat violence and disharmony in our world, to understand its roots and origins. All global problems have similar origins. Do you remember now?




cool. i was a builder of cathedrals

Better_Than_Deux 05.21.2010 01:06 PM

Your past life diagnosis:

I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Korea around the year 1650. Your profession was that of a warrior, hunter, fisherman or executor of sacrifices.

Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
You were a sane, practical person, a materialist with no spiritual consciousness. Your simple wisdom helped the weaker and the poor.

The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
You should develop your talent for love, happiness and enthusiasm and you should distribute these feelings to all people.

weaksauce.

knox 05.21.2010 02:06 PM

i like this part:

I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.

dale_gribble 05.21.2010 02:26 PM

wow, worst thing on the interweb.

Better_Than_Deux 05.21.2010 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by knox
i like this part:

I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.


Yeah, what the fuck?!

Better_Than_Deux 05.21.2010 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by dale_gribble
wow, worst thing on the interweb.


WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU

dale_gribble 05.22.2010 03:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Better_Than_Deux
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU


random guy.

SYRFox 05.22.2010 03:22 AM

Your past life diagnosis: I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Arctic around the year 650. Your profession was that of a warrior, hunter, fisherman or executor of sacrifices. Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
You were a sane, practical person, a materialist with no spiritual consciousness. Your simple wisdom helped the weaker and the poor. The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
You should develop your talent for love, happiness and enthusiasm and you should distribute these feelings to all people. Do you remember now?

SYRFox 05.22.2010 03:23 AM

I like it how they explain how to enter your day, month and year of birth. Surely no one knows that

ink. 05.23.2010 10:22 AM

what?

chicka 05.23.2010 12:38 PM

I don't know how you feel about this but you were a male in your last earthly lncarnation. You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Scotland in the year 850. Your profession was that of a seaman, cook or carpenter.

As a natural talent in psychology, you knew how to use your opportunities.
Cold-blooded and calm in any situation.

The timid, lonely and self-confident people are everywhere and your task is to overcome these tendencies in yourself and then to help others.

Lurker 05.23.2010 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by chicka
I don't know how you feel about this but you were a male in your last earthly lncarnation. You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Scotland in the year 850. Your profession was that of a seaman, cook or carpenter.



Haha I don't think they had professional cooks in Scotland in 850!

DeadDiscoDildo 05.23.2010 03:09 PM

Hippie 'Crap' is about as organic as it gets, yes?

pbradley 05.23.2010 04:31 PM

Ha ha, everyone born on the same day is a reincarnation of the same person.

Also, I was a Hohokam astronomer.


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