Never Sleep With the Bartender's Boyfriend or You Will...
 

Get kicked out of the bar. :cool:

...?

he got some tail and needs to find a new drinking place.

hope he was worth it. good watering holes are hard to find.....

Yeah it was like whatever that place. My favorite spot is still open for drinking. I still have my 2-4-1 drinks at 10:30 to 12:30 at night.

Sleep with the bartender and his boyfriend. You'll win then.

I, however, choose to not get laid.

fucking right you will, but not before you get your ass beat

^^^ lol


find another bar? or better yet, don't ask me...I'm not interested in bartenders or their skeezy partners, so my advice wouldn't be of much help.

Why aren't you working behind a bar?

never sleep with the bartenders boyfriend or... he will leave you with a foam mustache that can only be removed with paint stripper.

He simply found a hole more relevant to his interests. And kudos to him!

i am, stupid

Can I get free alcohol from you because I know you from the internet?

hell no

lol

Ok, how about I pay for the alcohol and get free goosing rights.