Hey Everyone, this is NOT AssBlaster
 

I know everyone is all confused about the corporate shakeup here at Sonic Youth Gossip...

AssBlaster's banned. His girlfriend Saturnine is banned.

Here's the deal. I just joined this fair community, and I'm going to take it over. And this is how I'm going to do it. If you are popular, or hilarious, or not able to be taken seriously (much like Sonic Youth's best music! SONIC TOOF!), then we will ban you, because you are obviously a threat to Daddylikes.

If you are an annoying and unpopular poster, we will rep you because you fit in with Daddylikes agenda.

All hail the new God of the Sonic Youth Gossip page...

DADDYLIKES!

AZN heil!

This is Saturnine, you fucking cunts. I reregistered.

Don't make Daddy AssBlaster ban you again you cunt.

HAHAHA I THINK I DID IT BY NEGATIVE REPPING YOU BACK.

It isn't from negative repping. If so, Sonic Susie and Truncated would have been banned ages ago.

PM me if you are confused.

you didnt hear glice's theory, did you.

I sent it to him.

Hayden, but I negative repped her...and like literally seconds later she was banned.

Damn? Neg rep me. I want to see if it bans me.

Fuck...I'm scared to...I'll try it tho.

It Is Not From Repping

You Owe Me Rep You Bastard....i Have To Spread Rep Around Before I Rep You Again.

That doesn't make sense. There were tons of people with negative rep. Why would it randomly ban you guys?

And why does AssBlaster still have posts on the board and Saturnine doesn't? Doesn't make any sense.

they put me on UI, so my posts dont show up

It isn't something done automatically I figure.

I wish I was more 1337 and capable of hacking this fucking board.

It kept the posts that I started....but it deleted all other posts that I made.

I only have 17 posts that survived :(

I think we've been hacked. Someone doesn't like you two.

Not that it isn't surprising, though.

They don't like me because I'm a cunt. It's more fun, plus everyone knows who you are.

Either that or you can't make fun of Laila.

Cantankerous had just made a post about Laila when she was banned.

Then they should've banned me. I post about Laila alot as well.

Fucking idiot hackers.