What is your favorite element?
 

Mine is, of course, indium.

tungsten

Indium? I suppose next you will be telling me I stole they're land. Fuck off, maize-grower.

I hate those latin abbreviations. That stupid W, I hate it.

Californium

no, the indians tried to steal our land. fucking savages. stop reading mainstream history books.

I know this! Alex's Trip is some pro-Indian bastard!

join the ku klux klan and fight indian oppression!

For the guns of course.

No, I'm just so damn indie, I like all the rare underground elements.

polyquaternium

Krypton.

cesium

this is what happens when it comes into contact with water:

i bet Power Rangers would not exist without cesium,then...

actually, i believe it's illegal to own cesium without any sort of scientific permit in most countries. there isn't much of it in the earth, either.

Oxygen.

lithium

quadrotriticale. (if you know where this is from you're brilliant.)


but in all honesty . . . mendelevium.

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