for atsonicpark, swa(y), dead-air, deaddiscodildo, etc
 

using your hand, reach down past your navel, and locate your penis [don't worry adam, you don't have to stroke it].

once you have located it [assuming it is still there] , push it to one side or the other [the option, and the power, is yours].

and once you have done that, feel the area behind the penis. you should feel a membranous sac-like object. and that object should contain two spherical objects within it. like a small plastic bag holds two boiled peanuts.

just double check that it is there, and then go on with your day.

this message brought to you by davenotdead. a guy who is coherent and not pussy-whipped.

yr welcome

lol

why so sensitive sway?

i was actually trying to help/ albeit in a douchebag way. but still, thought that counts.

and i don't need to come to macon, dude. you've made it known how skinny/weightless you are, i've got like 40-50 pounds on you

and i don't like dealing with bullshit, which means i usually just go for the ko

how can i when every other thread is one of you guys crying through your vaginas?

at least adam's is apparently over now. i'm pretty glad because another post about zoloft and his penis was going to make me angry

fratfight

hahaha.

i'm probably the least frat-like dude on here

i'm just sad that this place has lost its luster. it resembles the incubus board i used to visit when i was 17 [i may have liked their music back then, but i could never tolerate the other fans]

stfu, ladies.

try pornbb, I guess lots of users regularly reach for their cocks as you suggested.

this was supposed to be a humorous thread about how this place sucks.


can't even do that right.

this place really bores me right now

what time is it there?

4am. g'night

ah.
ok.
At 4am you think about other guy's cocks?
I'd be worried.

ha ha.
kiddin'.
I get what you were trying to do, but it's indeed kind of a failure.
Not that I could do any better...
'night.

nic, all i'm trying to say is that this place used to be more

than

ahaha
this thread got serious after 1 post

ill battle you dave for a twix

erm .... ??

t.h.c, ghotthat fuckin t.h.cccc

it's 4am. do you know where yr sac is?