Thanks for the Rap
 

sonic slaps to the face
filling gaps, leave no trace
kill the board with yr mistakes
join the hoard, them's the breaks
assholes freak and discuss
titties bounce just for us
whiny shit drowns the rock
skronk supreme cannot block
the shit we type on the screen
shit we may not even mean
whether purile or obscene
OG Boardie to newby green
all spout off our daily croaks
regurgitating stupid jokes
all in a vague homily
to this sonic youth family
which we join by choice alone
or by luck of the headphones
so shut yr yap about shit here suckin'
give us something to get stuck in
some idea or thread or song
something that can push this shit along
for we argue and obsess
(or try to vex Suchfriends, I guess)
but what we truly possess
is love for skronk, cuz skronk's the best.
so long live the sonic forum
musics exist so let's explore them
If it bores them , let it bore them
pimp it out and let's go whore 'em

and they might be giants appear
they're Rob's gay love without fear
they make records quite a bit bad
but Roberta dear don't be so sad
they don't rock the way they should
but Rob darling you wish they would

It ressemble Youth of Today, Rob.
One family!!

you would think that being a nerd they might be giants fan from 1986 would have somehow toughened me up but it still hurts so bad. . . .

;)

they might be giants are just so bad i dont know where to begin.

when I get to a real keyboard, I'm going to neg rap you.

Da Mystery of Redboxin'

yo yo yo this is sonic youth gossip
we come here when we're bored, other users we will rip

we refresh our pages hourly to check for private mail
this site doesn't work if you can only read in braille

we come from many continents, nations and states
some of us are horn dogs, but mostly male straights

we rant on threads concerning our elations and frustrations
the only thing that bonds us is our love for daydream nation!!!!

hailllll! what what? confusion is sex y'allz!!!

Not even that!
Some people here are not fond of it.

Some people claim RAP is an abbreviation for Retards Attempting Poetry.

yes!

Rakim and Slick Rick are gonna hunt you down son.

When they find me, I'll make them both a nice cup of tea. :D

good angle,.

I would now be one of those people.

oh...

so now yr one of "those people".
bitch, if this was church,
you wouldn't it's steeple.

yr just trying to get negged.
bad kid attention askin' t'get
e-dodgeball ->> pegged.

I think that's what it's about.
you can't write rhymes,
so you sit around and pout.

**booo hoo hoo**

"GUYZ u CAIn'T rAp"
"it's just retarded poetry
written while you crap"

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all I'm sayin' is...

before you start whinin',
you should write a few lines
and break yr rhymin'-hymen.

Maybe later...but yeah there is skill involved in rapping.

Guru's gonna bust a cap in yo ass.

actually, Rob, I've been slowlythinkin', why don't WE have our own druggalos?

let's team up and take over the world.

you can be my token brown person!