i turned 21 today.
 

and now it is time to get DRUNK.

it gets no better from here.

I got three years on you.

Happy birthday!

happy birthday!

I have five-hundred and sixty-nine years on you.

Happy birthday!

what else is there to do in idaho

nothign..

its' fukcing borringg up hereee.

im FUCKEd.

happy barfday!

HEY

im not gonna barff.

you

jus

WATCH..

I believe you. ;)

Now you gonna be tweenttyyy onneee
you gonna' have a loottaa funnn

you drunk yet?

Man I can't believe the drinking age in America...
I am three years younger than you and I can legally buy smokes and grog in sydney. (I got over drinking when I was 16 though lol)
But seriously 21 is so fucking retarded, what's the deal with that?

i know, right/

fuckig dumb.

i been goign drinkin in canada for a whiile now, thogh.

I don't get drinking
10 minutes of fun followed by constant urination every 5 minutes most often followed by vomiting followed by a hangover

By all means nothing beats a beer or two, but getting drunk is just lame

getting drunk is really fun

getting too wasted is never fun

Dude, what?
I actually like a good hangover once in a while. Terrible hangover = good time last night. It's kind of bittersweet really.

Oh and happy b-day youthaftertomorrow!

sorry I meant nothing beats a beer or two when you're kicking back in the afternoon.

And herein lies the difference between a shit drinking culture (America) and a proper one (Britain). The art lies in getting over the biological desire to throw up. Then you can keep drinking for days.