Do you see yourself here...?
 

Ladyfreaks of the board, would you list 5 things about men that turn you on. Then, list 5 things about men that turn you OFF. Guys, you do the same. Remember, "beautiful/ugly" does NOT count. Same goes for "Rich/poor".
For example, here's mine:
For GUYS: TURN ONS:
1. Clean shiny hair, whether long or short.
2. A great sense of humor.
3. Good listener.
4. Clean fingernails when with me. Ya never know where those fingers are gonna end up!
5. One who has goals and aspirations.

TURN OFFS:
1. Scraggly, unkept beards.
2. Krud in teeth.
3. Super-tight jeans/muscle shirts.
4. Overt bigotry/judgemental.
5. Mommy syndrome.
6. Obvious nose hair.

Jeeez. I could go on and on. So don't limit yourself to just 5.

FOR MY GIRLS--TURN ONS:
1. Clean shiny hair, whether long or short (in bed).
2. A great sense of humor (in bed).
3. Good listener (in bed).
4. Clean fingernails when with me. Ya never know where those fingers are gonna end up! (in bed)
5. One who has goals and aspirations (in bed).

TURN OFFS:
1. Scraggly, unkept beards. (in bed)
2. Krud in teeth. (in bed)
3. Super-tight jeans/muscle shirts. (in bed)
4. Overt bigotry/judgemental. (in bed)
5. Mommy syndrome. (in bed)
6. Obvious nose hair. (in bed)

I'm not sure where to start. can I just do the 5 things about men that turn me off?

1. the penis
2. the smell
3. minimal brain-wave patterns
4. the penis
5. the smell


that about covers it.

TURN ON's
1. a feminine walk. body shape is secondary to a seductive, hip swaying walk.
2. a great laugh. Honest laughter and sense of humor rule.
3. glasses. I love women wearing glasses. Longstanding librarian fetish never dies.
4. hard to define, but I like when girls look half-crazy, like they are damaged inside. maybe it is cuz I can relate to that and not to the "life is beautiful, nothing bad has ever happened to me," type of people.
5. a great smile. not perfect teeth, but a great honest smile. always sexy.
6. wide hips and ample bootay (you knew I had to say that right?) I like a woman with curves.

Turn Off's
1. too much makeup.
2. bleached blonde hair. I like brunnettes.
3. manly walks.
4. "Woooo-Hoooo" girls. You know the type, when they meet their friends at the bar or at the mall they hold their arms up in the air and shout "whooooo hoooo!!!" all high pitched. I hate that shit.
5. the inability to hold a coherent lengthy conversation.

Rob, I live in Grand Blanc, Michigan. Porch light will be on.

TURN ONS:
1. Smoking/Drinking/Drugs
2. A good taste in music
3. Alternative haircuts
4. Not afraid to get her hands dirty. In other words a girl with some balls!
5. Boyish/Punkish way of clothing
6. Piercings/Tattoo's

TURN OFFS:
1. Annoying laughter, it makes my peepee go limp in an instant
2. A bad taste in music. Yes I'm shallow like that.
3. Poor hygiene
4. Too much of an ego
5. Hyperactive girls "OMG LOOK TEEHEE HAHA SO CUTE <3"

For GUYS: TURN ONS:
1. being really dominant and aggressive....but only in bed, you better be nice when we're not fucking
2. parties as hard as i do
3. very intelligent
4. funny!!!!
5. incredibly creative. playing an instrument, making art, anything.

TURN OFFS:
1. being mean or boring
2. smelling bad
3. being a pussy
4. dressing conservatively/boringly
5. sexually conservative/shy

i agree with that except for the "about covers it"

i'll add the ugly nutsac and the hairy legs

the fucking hoarse voice and the large jaw

and the smell-- the fucking smell-- men stink like fucking monkeys at the zoo

baby we are made for each other.

I'm sorry, I was busy, but I fully agree. nutsacs and hairy legs are a complete turn-off. please consider those my 4-5.

!@#$%!, I live in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma. porch light will be off. just come around back, I'll be in the garage.

i'll bring the large shotgun, you won't feel a thing

Nice...

I call 'em as I see 'em.

TURN ONS:
1. dark/multicolored hair, short hair if she can pull it off
2. quirky style, more into the punk bent without being a scene bitch that is all too frequent nowadays.
3. my sense of humor
4. intelligent, for the love of god, intelligent
5. non-conservative dress/morals/ethics

TURN OFFS:
1. overweight (I've nothing against curvy girls, quite the opposite actually, I'm talking big hambeast creatures disgust me, genetic or not)
2. gauges (some of the small ones (slightly larger than normal piercing) are OK). Fucking hate massive holes
3. over interest in politics and/or religion/wanting to talk about all the time
4. horrible taste in music/no music taste at all
5. no literary interest

Some of these listed so far make me cringe.

Really? I'm thinking I should probably jump on some SYG minge as they clearly want a bit of me. The problem being that one of my major turn-offs is 'girls who like Sonic Youth'. Which... y'know, probably seems harsh, and I wouldn't, of course, turn down anyone on the basis of that alone. It's just that indie boys are scummy enough, their female equivalent is just reprehensible.

If Nefeli's reading, I didn't mean you. You're one of the special ones.

I guess, then, we can draw the conclusion that you make me cringe. Kidding, of course.

No offense back atcha, but I can only imagine you and I having exceptionally uncomfortable sex, in a "Uh... sorry could I just... oh... you've got the... just... Uhmmm..." kind of way.

Meanwhile, I imagine Rob would be very yielding with his bumhole.

does this typically occur in the shower?