10 Questions.
 

Why aren't there bullet-proof pants?

If you could be one starwars character who would it be?

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?

What is you're best friends name?

...and what annoys you most about them?

What do you wear in bed?

If you spend all this time on a PC, does that mean you are the geek in your family?

You are in a boat made for two watchin Sadam Hussein and George Micheal drowning, who do you save?

Have you ever had your heart broken?

What one thing would you change about your body/personality?

Why aren't there bullet-proof pants? Because there wouldnt babies that way

If you could be one starwars character who would it be? I can't answer this as i'm not into starwars

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"? Because your arse would explode if they were

What is you're best friends name?Kate Dunne
...and what annoys you most about them? Nothing

What do you wear in bed? Boxer shorts

If you spend all this time on a PC, does that mean you are the geek in your family?No it just means that i'm earning some dosh

You are in a boat made for two watchin Sadam Hussain and George Micheal drowning, who do you save? myself

Have you ever had your heart broken?yes but not for long

What one thing would you change about your body/personality? My gender perhaps?
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Why aren't there bullet-proof pants? Because there are no vital organs in your legs. What I need is a bulletproof codpiece for ol "Big Red." (don't get porkmarrass started!)

If you could be one starwars character who would it be? This is a good question. I would have to choose Lando calrissian. That dude got all the ladies! Plus, the Millenium falcon was HIS!

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"? This is also a good question. ASSteroids would be HILARIOUS!

What is you're best friends name? - SONIC YOUTH

...and what annoys you most about them? - The fact that I have never met them

What do you wear in bed? - t-shirt, undies.

If you spend all this time on a PC, does that mean you are the geek in your family? - I am for sure the geek in my family. I am also the nerd, the art-fag, the punk, the rocker, the freak, the weirdo, the literati, the intellectual....

You are in a boat made for two watchin Sadam Hussein and George Micheal drowning, who do you save? - george michael, even though Saddam looks like my Tio Winston.

Have you ever had your heart broken? - yes, on many occassions.

What one thing would you change about your body/personality? - I would like tonoty be such a cynical know-it-all....

Why aren't there bullet-proof pants? Who can tell? Why do people climb to the top of tall buildings, then put money into telescopes so that they can look at things on the ground? If animals are all so unhygenic, why aren't they all dead or ill? Life, eh?

If you could be one starwars character who would it be? Lando Calrissian.

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"? So that people can follow conversations easier. 'Asteroid' = lumpy thing in the darkness of space, 'Hemorrhoids' = lumpy thing in the darkness of yr arse. Not your arse, you understand, but they hang out in people's arses, you know, that's their thing. When I say 'hang out', I mean, oh nevermind...

What is you're best friends name? I don't socialise with people enough to have a really close best friend, but I've got good friends. There's a girl in work who I enjoy talking to a lot and get on very well with indeed, but we don't hang out or anything outside of work.

...and what annoys you most about them? N/A

What do you wear in bed? Just boxer short type things or sometimes just nowt.

If you spend all this time on a PC, does that mean you are the geek in your family? I am the geek in my family, but more for being into antiquarian books and local history and stuff, and for being into 'sad' things and for reading so much. It's a position I covet.

You are in a boat made for two watchin Sadam Hussein and George Micheal drowning, who do you save? Do I have to save one? Oh. Erm, I think Sadders should face the wrath of those he has wronged, and realise that he has done wrong. So the former.

Have you ever had your heart broken? No. I'm 35, I've been with my wife for over 18 years. I was quite upset when John Peel died though.

What one thing would you change about your body/personality? I'm reasonably happy, really. I'd quite like it if I didn't have to shave every day.

Why aren't there bullet-proof pants?

there are.

If you could be one starwars character who would it be?

one that died quickly so i wouldnt have to be in that fucking movie anymore.

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?

because asteroids are chunks of rock that float through space.

What is you're best friends name?

jon

...and what annoys you most about them?

all that sex.

What do you wear in bed?

not much.

If you spend all this time on a PC, does that mean you are the geek in your family?


i guess, but i dont come here all that often.

You are in a boat made for two watchin Sadam Hussein and George Micheal drowning, who do you save?

i row away.

Have you ever had your heart broken?

yes thanks.

What one thing would you change about your body/personality?

more hair and better eyesight.

Why aren't there bullet-proof pants?-Because we can't afford them.

If you could be one starwars character who would it be?-Luke Jedi era.

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?-I'm not going to discuss this.

What is you're best friends name?-Booze, I mean....Garrett.

...and what annoys you most about them?-He has a kid now and everything is insane.

What do you wear in bed?-T-shirt and shorts I guess.

If you spend all this time on a PC, does that mean you are the geek in your family?-Ha ha....no, I rock.

You are in a boat made for two watchin Sadam Hussein and George Micheal drowning, who do you save?-Georgie boy....maybe he'll give me some money.

Have you ever had your heart broken?-Yeah, but I was in 8th grade so it doesn't really count.

What one thing would you change about your body/personality?-I guess I'd maybe change being a cynical bastard.....it's probably for the best though.

Why aren't there bullet-proof pants? I imagine the material would feel funny around our nether regions.

If you could be one starwars character who would it be? Leia in The Empire Strikes Back or A New Hope. I couldn't pull off that bikini in Jedi.

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"? I do not know.

What is you're best friends name? Phoebe

...and what annoys you most about them? Absolutely nothing, except for the fact she's moving, but that's more depressing than annoying.

What do you wear in bed? Leggings or pajama pants, a shirt.

If you spend all this time on a PC, does that mean you are the geek in your family? Yes, indeed.

You are in a boat made for two watchin Sadam Hussein and George Micheal drowning, who do you save? George Michael.

Have you ever had your heart broken? Yes.

What one thing would you change about your body/personality? I'd like stronger arms and less awkwardness.

Why aren't there bullet-proof pants? becuz jeezus iz watchin ovr mee.

If you could be one starwars character who would it be? CLEARLY, r-3po. (no, that is not a typo.)

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"? because an asteroid in your ass would hurt like all hell. can you imagine walking around like that?

What is you're best friends name? "best friend?" sorry, term's not quite familiar to me.

...and what annoys you most about them? see above.

What do you wear in bed? underwear. (i know, horrifying visual.)

If you spend all this time on a PC, does that mean you are the geek in your family? i'm a math major who watches star trek. you tell me.

You are in a boat made for two watchin Sadam Hussein and George Micheal drowning, who do you save? myself. (edit -- godblessit, porkmarras beat me to it.)

Have you ever had your heart broken? let me call my cardiologist.

What one thing would you change about your body/personality? i would be substantially, substantially less ill at ease in social situations. substantially.

Why aren't there bullet-proof pants? They haven't been invented yet.

If you could be one starwars character who would it be? I don't know. Anonymous Imperial Henchman #4.

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"? Because asteriods are something else entirely.

What is you're best friends name? Katie

...and what annoys you most about them? She drinks

What do you wear in bed? Clothes

If you spend all this time on a PC, does that mean you are the geek in your family? No

You are in a boat made for two watchin Sadam Hussein and George Micheal drowning, who do you save? George.

Have you ever had your heart broken? Sure.

What one thing would you change about your body/personality? I'd be taller.

Why aren't there bullet-proof pants?

Harry: "Then they slapped this bullet proof vest on me and gave me a gun."
Lloyd: "But what if he shot you in the face?"
Harry: "What if they shot me in the face?"
Beth Jordan: "That's a risk we were willing to take."
-Dumb & Dumber

If you could be one starwars character who would it be?

Luke in The Empire Strikes Back. It's the best one of the bunch. Because he made out with his sister? Possibly.

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?

This makes me want to vomit.

What is you're best friends name?

Kelsy

...and what annoys you most about them?

She's such a tease.

What do you wear in bed?

Usually whatever I wore that day.

If you spend all this time on a PC, does that mean you are the geek in your family?
No, one of my brothers is far worse.
You are in a boat made for two watchin Sadam Hussein and George Micheal drowning, who do you save?
George!

Have you ever had your heart broken?

I don't have a heart.

What one thing would you change about your body/personality?
I would make a much better man than I do a woman. That's no joke.

Why aren't there bullet-proof pants?

They exist, but they are being kept from use by the powerful wheelchair manufacturing lobby.

If you could be one starwars character who would it be?

Han Solo.

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?

*sigh*

What is you're best friends name?

Eric

...and what annoys you most about them?

He spells his nae wrong.

What do you wear in bed?

Skin.

If you spend all this time on a PC, does that mean you are the geek in your family?

By far.

You are in a boat made for two watchin Sadam Hussein and George Micheal drowning, who do you save?

George Michael. He might be more evil, but he is guaranteed to give better head.

Have you ever had your heart broken?

Sure, but not in many years.

What one thing would you change about your body/personality?

I would finally get that vestigial tail removed.

Why aren't there bullet-proof pants?
who says there aren't? savage clone owns a few pairs... i've seen pictures

If you could be one starwars character who would it be?
that big fat greedy slob jabba the ... hut? (spelling?) he gets to have the half-naked princess chained to him or something.

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
hemo = blood, aster = star
i think if you eat a box of stars & shoot them out of your ass they would be asteroids

What is you're best friends name?
not saying here

...and what annoys you most about them?
the occasional madness

What do you wear in bed?
nada

If you spend all this time on a PC, does that mean you are the geek in your family?
obviously

You are in a boat made for two watchin Sadam Hussein and George Micheal drowning, who do you save?
i'd kill them both & eat their carcasses. on second though i'd kill saddam first eat his carcass & let george michael blow me until we run out of food, then he follows

Have you ever had your heart broken?
a sappy question. answer: more times than i can count.

What one thing would you change about your body/personality?
i would be less irritated by idiots. but i'm learning.

Why aren't there bullet-proof pants? -I don't think that

If you could be one starwars character who would it be? -people actually

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"? -read the answers

What is you're best friends name? -to these mass question games

...and what annoys you most about them? -so answering them

What do you wear in bed? -is pretty pointless

If you spend all this time on a PC, does that mean you are the geek in your family? -if you ask me,

You are in a boat made for two watchin Sadam Hussein and George Micheal drowning, who do you save? -although

Have you ever had your heart broken? -they're fun to answer

What one thing would you change about your body/personality? -in my head.

because my willie is from krypton

george lucas...he gets all the money

the word "hemorrhoides" comes from hemisphere, which means south of the border. i bet 12 geeks now are going to start correnting me, bring it on bitches!!!

my best friend is called chia pet

and the thing that annoys me the most about him is that he gets to spend more time with his friend wormy.

i wear my ass' hair to sleep

nah, you should see my love slave, she's hooked to the computer 24 hours a day, otherwise she'd die (yes, my love slave is a member of my family)

i'd save myself from watching that

yes

i'd change my tolerance for people.

class answer!!!
almost as class as sebastian bach.

i've got impure thoughts about schizo...

clever

these are shitty questions