To the American'ts, what are your July 4th plans?
 

I'll be having some huge redneck dinner with the family of a friend's girlfriend.

Actually not the first redneck July 4th but, you know, different kind of redneck. Should be fun regardless.

be with my love and his parents in miami.

Get drunk and play some Ted Nugent records. Same as every year.

Burn flags, smoke crack.

Same as every other day of the year.

frolicking in a park with friends during the day, watching people explode things at night. potato salad somewhere in between.

Driving 3 and a half hours to a town that I lived in for 8 years to spend 4th of July night with a friend, also seeing another friend. Spewing anti-American sentiment most of the way.

Quoting Dazed and Confused while giving Denver hell.

Edit: I have this memorized

Okay guys, one more thing, this summer when you're being inundated with all this American bicentennial Fourth Of July brouhaha, don't forget what you're celebrating, and that's the fact that a bunch of slave-owning, aristocratic, white males didn't want to pay their taxes.

Vegas Elvis wedding naow, kthx.

Let's do it. ON THE 4TH.

I have plans even if I'm not american, you racist!!

Jesus, it's been how many months and I finally got to rep you Josh.

I'll bring the paraglider.

I'll bring the booze.

Wat? I tried to rep you but I got bizz-ounced.

The board is plotting against us!

As always *shifty eyes*

Oh, I'm also celebrating by watching Deadliest Catch all day today.

You're right, people of other countries should celebrate our independence, too.

I'll be ZUing for you,then.

"I stayed home on the Fourth of July/And I pulled the shades so I didn't have to see the sky/And I decided to have a bed-in/But I forgot to invite anybody."