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RIPfrey05 06.20.2006 09:12 PM

L33galize Gost Bich ,,, fucking die or else;ok NO ICE CHESTS.heres the words of GOD!
 
No ice chests-gost bich

i cant wait till i am drunk
my breath will smell like a skunk
fuck a blunt
we want vodka
so we can take hots like rude boy shotta

we drink all of the alcohol
then we go party and get kicked out of the mall
for lighting uo cigarettes up in the hall
in between fye and that goth store
and i saw that goth whore
i asked her did she want some vodka
and she said why yes
and i said no bitch
cause were keeping it in an ice chest
and she said listen bitch dont offer me drinks if you wont give it here
andi said listen bitch ill take a body shot off your EAR
i like to get so drunk that i forget my name
thats why i have 30 kids, theyre all fucking insane
i like to get so drunk that when i see a light post i think its the Police
i likt to get so drunk that when i hear squirrels
i think that its the end of the motherfucking world
i like to get so fucked up in the head
that i can wake up in some random bitch's bed
and not remember who she is
and just have to pray i didnt give her a kid
cause i just cant take 1 more
unless its vodka, im which case id like 8 more
i like cases of beer , theyre good as chasers
i see that bitch from across the street and me and buck chase her
we are drunk, we get the pussy
and if we dont we dont care because werre drunk
DRRRUNK

one gallong of smirnof please
and if you do it you can get down on your knees
and SUCK MY DICK
and forget about it
cause youll be so drunk youll forget about it
and its straight
cause this isnt a date
were just getting drunk and fucking other women, we dont care
well pull thei hair
and nut in their noise
and make them throw up on their clothes
and the vodka
gets all over their DOLCE AND GABANA
they dont even care though as long as you dont make sureit doesnt get on their.. SHOES

we have aristocratic immunity
were gonna get smirnof and that would be new to me
and im gonna drink it all
get passed out and then i might fall
we already made fun of that bitch at the mall
so there aint nothing else to do
its friday niight in lynchburg
if you dont get crunk some shit is wrong with you

tehy illegal aliens wrote this song....imagine the fucking pain of the sun.
they want homes.
:eek:

HaydenAsche 06.20.2006 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RIPfrey05
and i said no bitch
cause were keeping it in an ice chest


Beautiful.

schizophrenicroom 06.20.2006 09:41 PM

you are the only person that could make a thread title like that and still have my utmost respect.

RIPfrey05 06.20.2006 10:55 PM

DOY, move it BUCKO.
-helga pataki

RIPfrey05 06.20.2006 10:57 PM

sheet
not right
i want some
andf i nipple
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dkjh
oh im not
right
weo
ah
right
i want some
to want
tonight
to want some
but im not rught

RIPfrey05 06.20.2006 10:58 PM

those are the lyrics at the beginning of "i love her all the time".

me and atsonicpark and schitsofrenic room and Daycare nation are gonna run a train on hayden

schizophrenicroom 06.20.2006 11:04 PM

i'll hit you with my GOLDEN MAGIC SLINGSHOT!

RIPfrey05 06.20.2006 11:20 PM

 

helga is a bit mixed up..:(

schizophrenicroom 06.20.2006 11:40 PM

that eyebrow of hers is a bit messed up.

umjammer atomsk 06.20.2006 11:57 PM

Football Head

schizophrenicroom 06.21.2006 12:47 AM

move it football head!

umjammer, do you remember the one where helga sleepwalks into his apartment, or something like that? it was because she ate too many pork rinds, but that's all i really remember.

finding nobody 06.21.2006 12:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by schizophrenicroom
move it football head!

umjammer, do you remember the one where helga sleepwalks into his apartment, or something like that? it was because she ate too many pork rinds, but that's all i really remember.

i do! it was all because she ate junk food before bed time

umjammer atomsk 06.21.2006 12:50 AM

Yeah, Phoebe had to stay at her house to keep her from sleepwalking but then she fell asleep and Helga walked over to Arnolds house... etc.

schizophrenicroom 06.21.2006 01:02 AM

Yes! Now I can remember. There was a plant shaped like Arnold's head, and Helga confessed her love it, and Arnold came outside to ask her "double-yew tee eff?".

HaydenAsche 06.21.2006 05:00 PM

Forklift is ace!

RIPfrey05 06.21.2006 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HaydenAsche
Forklift is ace!

DOY.
I hope i ruin rolling stone's life...i read it while i shit.

atari 2600 06.21.2006 09:00 PM

Jah commands that thou legalize Gost Bich!!!

Break the shackles

Bondage debilitates the mind and makes it unfit for every noble enterprise///MLK

HaydenAsche 06.21.2006 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atari 2600
Jah commands that thou legalize Gost Bich!!!

Break the shackles

Bondage debilitates the mind and makes it unfit for every noble enterprise///MLK


Sellassie! PRAISE HIM

HaydenAsche 06.21.2006 11:38 PM

What Be The Room Name?

finding nobody 06.22.2006 01:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HaydenAsche
Forklift is ace!

yes. awesome song


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