internet badass
 

are you one?

I am extremely adept at clicking buttons.

does this help?

:)

whats "internet"?

Did I say 'internet'? I of course meant IN HER NET!

are we going fishing?

I'll get my boots.

I've never neg-repped anybody. I'm therefore the net equivalent of the Dalai Lama - or '"the wonderful Vajradhara, good splendid meritorious ocean," to you.

I have, but only twice to real members and I still regret it.

the glowing red button said "fully charged".

you might as well have handed me a fork and some boysenberry pie.

oh gawd....pie.

I lied. I did once neg rep GMKU. I can't remember why but it was GMKU so, what the fuck, it was definitely deserved.

My wrists hurt, does that count?

well this prince or king or something emailed me from some country and said he needed some help moving an assload of money and I totally tricked him into putting into MY bank account. What do you think of that shit??

I'm a real life badass, apparently.

Every time you say my full name out loud, a guitar plays a pinch harmonic.

you neg repped me

Random small people neg rep me all the time! But it doesn't really matter, cause all you sexy people rep me constantly *hint hint*

Oh man, that band are too hilarious for words.

I only remembered porky and !@#$%!. :o

maybe I hit the wrong button or maybe I thought you deserved it.

don't know. I was just bored and looking for some action. please don't take it personally. haha

PROTIP: NEVER put me down inside a missile silo with the keys to run it.

shit. two of my favorite posters have a dramatic bone to pick with each other. This can't be good. How bad was it? brass knuckles? Let's get Narlus involved. no! Let's get FIFTY Narlis involved. A fucking ARMY of Narlus.
We could have floating on one hilltop with his army of Narli, and T&B on the other; we're looking at at least 700 Narluses all marching for blood.