Happy Birthday Narlus!
 

happy birthday bro! I hope it is a swell one!

you told me narlus was dead.

it's a fucking christmas miracle in june!

happy birthday.

happpy irthdaaayyyyyyy

happy birthday!

Happy Birthday!!

is your icon a fucking panther?
sick man, wicked sick

p.s. don't ever come to my golf matches again. i'll sick norman on you

er, my birthday is in March...but thanks for the upskirt/bum shot!

it's just good to hear that yr alive. he told us you were dead.

I'm sorry about all this. we've sent the men in white coats with a leash.

Happy Birthday!

Narlus will never die; in fact since I, accidentally said you may have died, we should have a week long celebration of Narlus... not just his birthday, but the fact that he is actually alive!

I will bring the bbq panda ribs.

And what was this with the white coats? Surely you don't mean the oompa loompas that either a) fell into my fassa infested moat, or b) had sex with each other in my strategically constructed sex circus of distraction!

Narlus!

I honestly had no idea that narlus even existed until recently.

I assumed that you were either speaking of The Great Horned Whale or that maybe it was simply a colloquial saying.

"did you see that car wreck on the freeway?"

"yeah...it was narlus."


more midget porn, please.

everybody that posts in this thread is invited to my party. Especially Narlus. just keep driving until you find my Keep. And obviously beware of the booby traps.

I will bring tools to disarm the lizard pits, and possibly 25' feet of rope, in order to assist those that still fall in.

will we be barbequing humans this time, or is it lobster again? the last one needed more sealing wax.

no i'm going to get Tickles the panda from the beijing industrial priso- i mean their lovely zoo; and then eat his flesh. I am on grill duty

fuck you made me go over 1k posts. I was going to do something, like retire or hang myself after 1k. Jesus Narlus

likewise, my failure to stop at 11,380 is all yr fault.

well, you and narlus.

sorry i didn't mean to use such caustic letter combinations. and joking about hanging oneself is NOT cool. there are children here.

Fuck Narlus. I bet his feet are 4 inches from a piss soaked carpet and his head is at a quirky angle because he didn't read my advice in time and couldn't take the lime light.

narlus don't worry, i'm probably pushing the envelope. get a persian. the fabric will tickle your toes as you swing about; gasping and regretting. No! evil!

Let's all meditate

if it were my party, I'd invite the children too.

nothing else goes quite so well with szechuan panda.