I hate myself i want to pie
 

Did you make that? The first one. The pork pie made me want to vomit, as much as I love a good pork pie.

Lunch today was a cheese and onion pie and a pint of milk.

You would quite seriously have to hold a gun to my head for me to have that for lunch, Hip Priest.
Even then, depending on where you intended to shoot me, I might still refuse.

Don't worry, SavageClone, Im just not that kind of guy; I have no intention of ever forcing you to eat my lunch. In fact, I'd be happy to buy you the lunch of your choice! What cuisine did you enjoy this noontime?

It's not noon yet here. Not sure, but I think some simple bread and hummus will do today.

Not a big fan of hummous, I have to say. I like mushroom pate though. Mushrooms are great.

I had some serious broccoli last night, Toxic Johnny.
Them greens gots calcium, even.

Dwarf beans are my preferred greens, or fresh garden peas.

I did some home-made garlic bread last night, but that fact bears litte relation to the conversation.

Hehe. You like homos. You're a gay.







[I swear that's actually quite funny if you say it to real people]

I have been called gay since childhood.
It has no effect on me. I recognize it as a hazard of wearing leather pants.
However, when a solicitor calls and asks for "The Homeowner," I usually put on a testy voice and say "What did you just call me?"

I think it's funnier that he said "real people." I would be offended if I actually existed.

that pie makes me wanna run to the hills in disgust.

I'm happy for anyone who hasn't clicked my link.

Savage Clone, is it the pie or the milk you object so strongly to? Or is it the combination of the 2? Did you in fact, Hip Priest, mix the 2 in some time-saving exercise? If so, then I too would refuse to eat such a meal.

I had a brie, tomato & basil sandwich and 2 apples to round it off. Oh and a mocha (regular)

It's the whole thing.
I have always thought milk as a beverage to be disgusting, plus I'm none too fond of onions.
I don't eat dairy in any case, but even when I did, the idea of drinking milk always made me gag.

edited. Sorry.