I have crafted the ultimate corny joke. Witness this mastery of humor.
 

Question: What instant messenger do stalkers use?

Answer: ICQ

impressing.

clap clap. applause.

It would be less corny it were coincidental that ICQ resembles "I seek you."

But it isn't.

Excellent thread.

:D

It's easy to see how someone could get "confused".

great joke

here is one





What is brown and rhymes with Snoop?























































Dr. Dre, BIATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!

1/5 stars.

it's only funny because no one uses ICQ anymore.

except maybe asian kids.

You know, if you tell these jokes in real life, it might explain your problem in the thread you started about coming off as awkward...

what do you call a poop waterfall?








































a cacade

I don't. I was just horribly bored.

brilliant.

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Which band has a history of left wing activism and fighting skid marks in the toilet?
























Rage Against the Latrine

What does the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?























Just make me one with everything