It's an Internet party!
 

My best friend is having a party for people he knows from a forum. I decided I'm going to go over there and be a troll, say a few shocking things, tell them how much they all suck.

I'm bringing Rather Ripped along with me, and a six pack.

You go, girl.

They all went out for dinner so I met them at a restaurant--we had nothing in common and I came home. It made me remember how completely different I am than normal people.

That was the strangest story anyone on an internet forum ever recounted to me.

what forum was it anyway? and how the heck did they manage to plan that out. we need something like that for this forum. oh the drama that would ensue!

Everyone needs to meet in Minneapolis. Three members are from MN. 3 decent members that post quite a bit that is.

i predict lots of blood

It was the forum "not work safe." They also play this game called "War Craft" or something. They seemed nice enough but I can't hear well in restaurants on account of my cousin who fired a shotgun in a barn once....but I also use that as an excuse not to listen when I really actually CAN hear....actually I don't need an excuse, I just space out and stare at people.

You don't play Warcraft? I thought everyone with a computer played Warcraft. Everyone around here anyway...

DAMN YOU!!

I'm not deaf, I just can't hear people speaking above crowd noise when they are sitting three chairs away to my left.

my mom is deaf. lay off the deaf people

Assblaster has no respect. Sorry about your mom, Laila.

LOL, my cat keeps walking into the room and then jumping and running away when I make eye contact.

Okay, you shitty fuck.

But it doesn't suck.

rather ripped doesn't suck but it's not one of my favs. right now i'm really getting into bad moon rising. oh brave men run is great.

Brave Men Run is a pretty good song....overall, the album is not one of my favorites. I like Death Valley 69, although for the longest time I hated Lydia Lunch because I saw this stupid video of hers once where she is just cursing and saying a bunch of stupid nonsense, like it was supposed to be art.

who me? what did i do?