I want to delete my account......
 

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Who are you?

Why is there no "laugh" smiley?

AWW PORKIE... wont you do like East 17 and "stay another day"

on a different note, if people actually want to leave this forum and i dont mean to cut the grass (like you PAULYBEE) or even what you are saying porkie (which i pick up on as a joke) why dont you just fuckin go... you dont have to delete a thing just DONT sign in... these threads of "define me" and "make me stay" piss me right off.
its like if two people are about to fight and one says "hold me back" and it turns out if you dont hold them back they dont go anywhere... talk talk talk....

if you wanna leave...WALK dont TALK about walking

(sorry for how that sounded, i'm a little cranky today)

Who are you?

While it may be taking liberties, I don't see HaydenAsche's thread as being particularly attention-seeking. That kid is the nexus of controversy on this board, and likely gets more attention than any other forum member, both negative and positive. He really has no need to seek it.

I personally interpreted that thread as being a priority assessment/bitchy complaint about the quality of posts as of late. As many have already stated, the board is a bit dry lately, but that can't really be attributed to any members in particular. It sounded more to me like he was criticizing himself for wasting potentially productive time on a forum that isn't even currently very engaging.

That's my two cents on the matter.

The rest of you are pricks.

Who is who?

Fishmonkey said it correct. If you don't to be here then don't log on and that will be the end of it. But in all reality, you can't leave, this forum has sucked away your soul and the only way to regain it is by posting until you have worn the flesh of your fingertips.

Honestly guys, you wouldn't believe how enormous that duck was. It took three whole men to stop it. THREE! Can you believe it? Course, she never made it past sunrise...

Why is there STILL no laugh smiley?

Smileys are the anathema to dry wit. Unless it's self-referential. :P

Even then I hate myself.

Porkie, every time I've been on the south bank I've seen joggers go whacking into the poor tourists. It really gets on my tits. I don't mind people jogging (although I'd rather they chilled out, had a fag and some red meat) but there's a particularly nasty strain of cuntish jogger round those parts.

The ducks must be a welcome relief. Although there are those who say that ducks, or Geese, are likely to take over the world - listen to their quacking. Remind you of anyone?

That's right: Hitler. Or Goebbels.

I like ducks, we have four of them as pets. They stay outside, and give us eggs. One of our ducks once got eaten by a fox, and I nearly cried.

Fuck Fox
Quack 4 life

Very rarely has Godwin's Law been exemplified on these threads, I notice...

i had a top quality sex dream last night, and this is what i wake up to?

That'll kill your afterglow.

well waking up killed the afterglow allready

Still, salt to the wound, eh?

aww man, i feel so bad for you, fuckin hell that sucks,
#
down with the fox.
fuckin bastards#

Yeah, song of the fox:

I'm not a cat, not yet a wolf.

patethic

that's just the phrase i was thinking of