What good thing did you do recently?
 

As in morally redeeming, nice, kind, gentle, etc.

I gave a dollar tip today at S'bucks for my mocha.

how is that morally redeeming?

i bet you wanted the girl to remember you-- oh yeah you did.









but it'll take more than a buck :(

i helped an old lady get off the train and gave two tourists directions to something in the city.

I haven't left my house in a week.
I guess that's morally redeeming.

No, morally redeeming is just one example of a category a good thing can fall into.

Mine falls more into just "nice." Although one could argue that I really wasn't doing them a favor. By supporting the tip system, do I support a corporate policy of underpaying employees?

On the other hand, if I didn't tip something, I'd look like an unappreciative jerk.

Being nice can be complicated.

i slept all afternoon. that was something nice.

as for something good-- i signed up to do phone bank w/ the obama campaign this weekend. now of course i actually have to show up. but it's a start...

What about doing nothing? Sometimes I think the least harmful thing we can do is stay inside our abodes and "just be."

wanked off.

Every morning I do things to help my wife wake up and face the new day.

I make the coffee and pour her a cup with just the right amount of cream. I press her clothes if she needs something ironed. I work out with her during Gilad--I used to do my own routine at a different time until one morning I saw her working out and it seemed so lonely, and she tells me this has made a difference to her in keeping at it.

I also pack her lunch.

I don't do these things because she demands them but because I truly want things to be better for her.

Actually, though, I think she'd get pissed if I stopped doing any of this--especially making the coffee.

Contributed to this country economy by buying cigs. And then smoking them.

I brought the laundry in for my mom because it started to rain and I put it in the dryer.

Melly, you're supporting the evil tobacco companies AND polluting our air. STOP!

Aw, that's sweet.

I got everybody laid

Aw, that's sweet.

Well, it was either that or wanking off like Don Knotts on PCP.

Hmm, maybe the wanking thing would've been better after all...

You man whore.

i crawled underneath a table to get a dollar for an old lady that she had dropped.

i also helped another with her walker.

i didn't yell at the honda service man.

I donated the fuck out of some orphanage

I helped out a woman at the train station, she didn't know which train she had to take. I know, I'm the modern hero.