Band Names
 

Band names are tricky, alright. Whenever I try to come up with one, my mind draws blank and I have nothing. I recently noticed that most bands have shitty names.

I mean, what the hell is 'The Sleeping'?

Discuss things that would be good band names.

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A couple from a 'cool band names' google search:

Ass Cabbage ('This guy saw a girl with a nice ass and said, "That's some good ass grabbage." So, my friend didn't hear him correctly and said, "Ass cabbage?"')
Ass Fault ('It's kinda like asphalt like the concrete stuff so I thought it was a cool band name')

i remember a thread like this back on the old board. someone came up with "Terminal Velocity Kitten" which i thought was hilarious.

Fidget Pigeon--alliterative, and conjures a cool image
Pancreatas--pancreas and creative combine to give you a band name that sounds like some a character out of a classic greek play
Shishkabibbles--actually, this is too good for a band name. give this one to your child. it's totally androgynous, too.

eh, you're right, alliteration is at the BEGINNING of the words. what word do i want then? for the soft "g" in the middle of each word?

can't believe i got negative rep for THAT.

The name Faux Real would be cool (for whatever, not necessarily a band).

I gave you some rep to make up for it because I am nice ;)

my avatar can best express my sentiment, i feel. :D

My new musical venture is the lovely Lethargical Grawlix Bean. Butter that on your toast, motherfucker.

that's awesome
i also like 'various artists' and 'speacial guests'

I like one Glice posted a while ago 'Harvey Metal'

This reminds me of how Wire (the magazine) will post a 'dodgy band names' list every once and a great while. Some of them are hilarious. Such as:

Poultry in Motion
Who Will Carry My Arms
Jehovahs Wetness
Israelvis
Long Live Death
Thank God We're Immortal
Slut Freak
Lack of Afro
Pretty Girls Make Graves
Stuckas Over Bedrock
Teeth of the Hydra
Child Pornography
The Shamu Afterbirth Orchestra
Stiff Richards
The Well Hungarians

AHAHA.

My band's name was Burning Youth :) then it was Tears of Mahsuri.

this guy i talk to online occasionally had a band for a while with one of the coolest band names i've ever heard: Destroyathon.

Bernie Stillbourne and the Coathangers

Rip Torn and the Cuts

Hot Karl

One I'd use if I was to be in a band Phoenix River.

I though of a real retarded one a while ago I'm sure some of you might get:
See Thomas Howl