Girls! Girls! Girls!
 

i mean it. so unless you're GMKU or savage clone, stay out. ;) oh and davenotdead too because he's adorable.

anyway... post girlie recommendations/tips here.

anything from good hair color to your fave moisturizer to an awesome new pair of jeans.

i'll start:

apparently shaving cream (gilette foamy) followed by windex gets nail polish out of carpet. (oh i'm a disaster)

wax, don't shave.

i use a goat milk-based body lotion sometimes

i approve

l'oreal natural match is good hair colour and contains no ammonia.

always buy at least two boxes of hair colour.

For the larger ladies: if you're having trouble getting into position with your boyfriend and/or husband, use "sex furniture".

do you wax yourself?

pookie... i'm not sure you were mentioned as a safe male, but since you're here... explain this?

Don't pick your nose in public.

personal questions ftw.

yes.

what about in traffic on the interstate?

You can buy "wedges" and "ramps" to put under your hips, bum etc, or to prop yourself up with if you're a lard-arse.

i thought everyone already knew this

disregard everything this man says.
not that i'm the one who does it though

if anyone is going to cause me that much pain it's going to be me.

When it comes to weird coloured hair dye, Special Effects is my personal favorite. It stays brighter, longer.

Blending brushes can be your eye shadows best friend.

i would think only an especially fat person would need this. like REALLY crazy fat. thank you, pookie. always a help.

i'm sorry that i didn't already know what cantank does with her snatch.

your index finger can also be your eyeshadow's best friend

liquid eyeliner is not worth the trouble

don't wear blush

i have totally shared this info of yours, emmah. thank you!

i agree with all that.

i haaaate liquid eyeliners and blush.

i've been using this "make up forever" black eyeliner from sephora and i love it. it stays on and i have smeary eyes. it's around $20 bucks, so not terrible.

blush just looks so tacky.

don't over pluck your eyebrows! i did this for years and i look back now and think how shit i looked.


also: there is a red lipstick for everyone.


don't wear the same colour eyeshadow as your eyes!