I hate penguins who smoke pot
 

no I dont!
anybody else?

Parents/penguins.

Try again.

it was my first for some years

Fair enough.

I was being a bit harsh.

no need to apologize. we all make mistakes.

but I still think hating penguins who smoke pot creates a funny picture at least in my head

just tryin' to help here.

I was thinkin bout the simpsons penguins and how they loot at lisa when she opens the door to the room where all the penguins flew around. plus pot, plus somebody who hates exactly that

Interesting concept indeed. I need more information about smoking penguins. Do they smoke often? Where do they live? Etc

they are kinda the prototype drug addict animal. they smoke it once and then they smoke it forever all day long. kinda like those monkeys who started to smoke cigs because their leader smokes it. but just in fast forward. throw some blunts into a gang of pengs and you can watch them dissappear in a cloud of weed smoke. the smoke will never dissappear, so nobody can clearly say what the pengs do in there, but the chances are extremely high they just lay around and smoke pot, while writing the next big thing in beat literature

they get addicted to pot?

now thats sth new to me.

wait.... KEROUAK IS A PENGUIN!

man now everything makes sense. I need a pet penguin

get your penguin shit signed by SY, man!

that would be ace man
hold, why?

only penguins know.

but they're too stoned to tell.

but I think they could write it down in such an avantgard, sexually loaded writing style only penguins could do it

scheisse... it's not an easy topic...

absolute scheiße mit den verfickten drogen pinguinen of course