If and WHEN zombies walk the earth, what's your survival plan?
 

Let's hear it.

Shopping mall? Life on the road? Moutain cabin? Fortify a wal-mart?

Plan contained within...

i'll come up with an awesome zombie meat recipe book. which will include a section devoted to pastries.

So, eating cooked zombie meat is fine? Hmm....
and aren't pastries a bit Sweeney Todd?

i'll let the martians take care of them.

I only care about velociraptor attacks. I Am Legend taught me all I need to know about zombies, fuck that.

i dont know about sweeney todd but i've eaten these sweet meat empanadas made with round steak so i'm guessing that's the direction i would take. about eating cooked zombie meat i am not sure, i'd have to figure out appropriate cooking techniques-- maybe marinating in vinegar would be the way to go. but that is a research i will pursue only IF and WHEN zombies walk the earth.

You'll have to get a heads up to have sufficient time to gather test subjects for a double-blind zombie meat study.

eh, what's a little death toll in the name of science. i'd say slip it in school cafeteria lunches & see what happens.

Well played.

Soylent green:
IT'S PEOPLE!

to gather them all up and make a "zombie reserve" so i can charge people to hunt them.

I'd pay to hunt some zombie ass. Well played o'connor.

Fair play on the well play.
I'd also pay to hunt them.

I would sit back and gloat, of course.

I love it when a plan comes together.

Most of the people here have nothing to worry about.
Zombies eat brains.

I would hunt zombies for money.

How about 5 zombies=full tank of gas.

to the very top.

thank you kind sir/ma'am :)

were gonna need some aloe vera for that burn :)

Rob Instigator Plan X
(*to be implimented upon first sign of "shit hittin' the fan", whatever it may be)

Find Willord Instigator, gather necesary weapons and supplies, Consult previously researched material regarding the nearest location of IMPORTANT, BELOVED &/OR FAMOUS PERSONAGES from this nation's past (USA)
*for example, James Dean, Richard Nixon, Mark Twain, Mae West, Walt Disney, whoever
, pick the closest one and go in the middle of the night, stand next to their graves and proceeed to unload round after round and case after case of machine gun bullets into the ground and just making it look all fucked up, leaving the headstone legible, then run away and drive to another random grave and do the same thing with grenades and then with whqatever we got, blowin shit up in a country-wide dash of inSANITY and adding just exactly that perfect amount of further surreality and bizzarre unspeakkable news items throughout the land as the story grows making people think fucked up shit about the connection between these famous grave desecrations and the zombie infestation, making people flip extra yeah

for real. It came to me a long time ago. I told willord and he said he is in.

we're gonna helpt push shit over the edge