SYG Orgy Planning Thread
 

I say we have it on 7/7/77 on the south pole. Sound good?

that's 71 years in the future....

Tomorrow on the south pole. Sound better?

So many of you are such great comedians.

I try. I thought my remark to AssBlaster last night was at least a little witty:

I thought Jesus was just alright with you. Go smoke a doobie, brother.

Yep. I'll be be a sexy and limber 91 year old.

I'll probably have to get one of these done though:

"Before the introduction of Viagra, men suffering from impotence often underwent surgery for penile implants, the simplest of which consists of two bendable, semi-rigid rods that are inserted in the penis through an incision. When you feel the situation demands an erection, you just bend you wazoo into an upright position (see photo), since what you basically have is a giant pipe cleaner. The chief drawback of this method is that you are left with a permanent erection, which can be something of an embarrassment in locker rooms and whatnot. Such surgery was pioneered in 1972, which means there are men waltzing around with boners lasting 27 years."
-Sexualrecords.com




Except add some length to that penis. I feel bad for that guy, looks like he has a smallie.

Why Are You Capitalizing Each Word?

All I can say is, I don't want that anywhere near my drain...

SJIND, you are one alarmingly horny young man.

It Is The Cool Way To Type And It Adds An Interesting Rhythm To Your Typing. You Keep Coming Back To The Shift Key Like It Is A Trampoline.


Horny? This Is Not A Matter Of Sexual Deprivation, It Is Something That Must Be Done. If I Was Horny, I'd Say Tomorrow And Not When We Are All Old And Grimey.

Perhaps you're just tantric.


Thanks for spoiling my attack. It depended on the element of surprise.

I'll be there. Should I bring the plushies?

I I can still get an erection by then I'll totally go for it. I'm guessing it's an expensive trip to the North Pole and the way inflation is going I'll have to start saving up right now. See you in seven decades everybody!

I think someone should bring lube and a lot of viagra.

Fuck, I'll be dead.

So, which one of you faggots is buttsecksing with me?

im not a faggot, but provided you're completely hairless & have delicate facial features, i might bugger you for the experience :p

Nah, I'm a hairy motherfucker.

sorry. im sure someone else will happily take you.

i bet a lot of people would be up to the challenge.

it would be like "come and fuck jandek"

by the looks of it, it's going to be an s&m orgy, i mean, when truncy gets to jon boy or khchris gets to atari, man, whips are gonna go off!!!

You do know that there's a fee for such "services"......bidniss is bidniss.