What 's the last illegal thing you did?
 

Mine:

Smoking in a pub.
Downloading stuff.

Um no, they were quite nice. I was very drunk and totally forgot.

They had a fog machine nefeli.

hm... speeding?

i have a radar detector to cover my ass though.

You have a radar that can detect if you've take speed?

I'll tell you in 10 years.

Isn't it life now floatingslowly?

haha tonight we stole an empty keg and then put it in a drain

Naa he covers his ass with the radar dish

Drivin some bronco like o.j. simpson
Nervous smokin a pack of winstons
With twenty-seven dead people in pontiac, michigan
Twenty-eight in denver, twenty-eight I cant remember

Great!

But what do you mean?

Vandalization. And loitering.

sharing mp3 files on soulseek

wasn't the dead people part self-explanatory (unless there are laws where you can carry around dead people)

drove the wrong way up the New Jersey Turnpike

Probably littering.

nice!

you survived?

congratulations...

racist.

I was texting and driving. Thats illegal, right?

No, girlgun.

I flipped a cop. Of course he did not see me.

well - vintage bike = problems

the keys fell out of my ignition and I was backtracking to try and find them.

I was on the shoulder - but the cops got very angry...ha ha!