futurama qoutes
 

i'm bored and lonely at work... so i'm starting a futurama qoutes thread

Bender sees a large blue creature.]

Bender: Hey, what's this fat ugly thing? A frog? A toad? Or your momma!
[He laughs. The creature's tongue wraps around him and it tries to swallow him.]
Kif: It's a poisonous froad! No one move. [He inflates his head. The froad screams and drops Bender.]
Bender: I'm back, baby

I like that episode when Bender joins the robot mafia and he tries out his 'king' accent. "I say, there, old... spice". It gets me every time.

I suppose this thread will be shunned by the forum though.

Why shunned? This board is very strange.

My favorite thing ever is Zoidberg Jesus.

Futurama = greatest cartoon ever.

my son is obsessed with Futurama!

although I can't give you quotes, I'm sure he could.

PS: when I die, I want my head placed in a jar.

Bender: "I have to go save my friends.. and Dr.Zoidberg"

This is true.

"Everybody's a jerk. You, me, this jerk." -Bender

Leela: Oh, God, not Zapp Brannigan.
Dr. Zoidberg: You know Zapp Brannigan?
Leela: Let's just say we've crossed paths.
Bender: Was that before or after you slept with him?

Amy Wong: You just have to give guys a chance. Sometimes you meet a guy and think he's a pig, but then later on you realize he actually has a really good body.

(paraphrased)
Nibbler: You are safe from the brains, as long as you avoid intense thinking.
Fry: Huh? Sorry, I wasn't listening.
Nibbler: Exactly, good.
Fry: Who?

"104 street? never heard of it."

and just a little later in that episode:

"...and that fire hydrant, in the summer, we used to set it on fire"

Fry: Then the way I feel when I'm drunk is right?
Nibbler: Yes, except Dave Mathews Band does not rock.

That show has so many great quotes.

this one's great....i lol'd

Bender:
"I was walking the professor when some lady said I stole her purse so I threw the professor at her but she kept coming so I had to beat her with this purse I found."

Something like that.