I ate there!
 

Some 17 year old girl gave birth to a baby at a Denny's and dumped it in the trash. I ate at that Denny's after prom. It is right across the street from Disney land.

The baby was found and saved, thank God, but what the fuck!

baby back ribs???? :eek:

That's disgusting...

...but I tried to rep you anyway.

ha ha

haha

three years ago in Ottawa, they had to delay a converge show because there was a dead baby in a garbage can right outside the venue. Jacob Bannon made dead baby jokes the whole night.

whoa, you can joke about surviving babies, but to joke about dead babies you have to be REALLY FUNNY or it might get you lynched.

Ew, why would anyone do that?

This is directed at both abandoning the baby but more so to eating at Denny's.

Canadian Dennys is the shit.

Dennys is great.
Me and my krew go all the time.

Denny's is good at 1 AM when you're in tuxedos, have a Limo for 6 more hours, and are with a bunch of hot football players.

It might have been the only prom I've been to, but omg it was the best thing ever.

when i become dictator of the US...girls like this will be flogged with cat-of-nine-tails....

Denny's is never good.

Don't be a hater.

fo sho'

We used to go to Denny's just because they let you smoke. Hot tea and smokes.....can't go wrong.

i know the denny's you speak of .

i used to go to dennys a lot for a small time because it was the one restaurant in the small town i lived in then .
i stopped going before i moved because i gurked all over the place late at night . not becuase i was drunk , but because i really wanted to let it go , in streams and ribbons . it became embarrassing when the very old lady had to come and make a night out of taking care of my bullshit . too shameful to go back and face her again .

denny's fucking SUCKS, what is wrong with all of you?!?

whats wrong is that special magic of the greasy chewy goodness they fill their trofts with when your night is nearly done and all your body craves is something to match the sludge and slime of too many shots and almost enough beers . ive never wanted an almond millet pilaf at 3am , really ... . the next day, maybe .

thats so strange . baby return policy ? what if adoption programs checked in on a person's return history on their visa before confirming the transaction . im in debt , so surely they'd scrape out my insides for eggs like a jackolantern like they are with my wages .

I know, definitely the worst part about it.