Would you ever shag a dead person if you were desperate and everyone else was dead?
 

Poll on the way.

No, I'd just have a wank.

my friend knows someone whose boyfriend shagged a corpse

A true story.

A woman met a man while out on the town one night. One thing led to another, as they say, and she ended up having sex with him. Later, the woman fell ill.

She went to the doctor, who examined her and announced that she was "infected with corpse-worms" (maggots).
A subsequent investigation revealed that the stranger she had slept with was a pathologist in a local hospital.
He had fornicated with a decomposing corpse earlier that same day.

How romantic!

My answer is no.

Are you guys being serious?

no matter what a poll is about, people will answer it anyway... we love our polls.

Vulvar myiasis is as serious as can be.

Do you mean 'dead' as in decomposing?

Or 'dead' as in brain dead but with vital organs still functioning by artificial means?

Shagging someone after they'd been cremated would be just plain wrong.