Say Hello to Our New Friend
 

...ThePits, because I said so.

He's a bit frightening, which is significant, coming from me. Anyhow, now that he's had an introduction thread, he's obligated not to disappoint.

I am a big teddy bear really......

legit

2legit2quit?

Fuckin' Texans, I can never understand you. Are you high?

i'm a bit tipsy, but thats about it


man, hol up, i got too much lean in my cup

you tippin' on fo-fo's?

That sounds like a laxative. Translation?

WTF is a fo-fo? And is it legal in any state?

you know, tippin on fo-fo's, wrapped in fo' vogues

Nope, and for the benefit of those of us who speak English as a first language it means?

rolling on four 84's cadillac 30 spoke wire wheels

Ok tell me after you come down off the mushrooms

dudewithsuperlongscreenname is a Republican gangsta. No further explanation needed, not that there is one.

Hmm ok how the hell did I get those snot coloured things under my nick?

Ahh thats those nice/nasty things you mentioned. Hmm you are deliberately giving me green ones arent you

How did you get rep already? I suspect there's some kind of secret collective Limey circle-jerk on here.

Its bloody you! You know I wanted red ones.......
And behave before I tell them all you are really a little subby

Don't get your panties in a twist, it can't be me, my rep points don't count.

And they'd never believe such a grotesque lie.

Dont let your panties get wet over the truth
And even truth can be grotesque, as beauty is not truth nor truth necessarily beauty

Fo-sho.