I'm a celeb!
 

Well, not really. Just captured for Internet posterity in a news blog.

hahahah! Hilarious!

oh my god!

I'm telling EVERYONE I know that I post on the same board as Celine Dion!!!!

I realized later I could have used my "Keith Richards for president" line. Especially since I was in a record store. I'm never funny on my feet.

But you're an old man who listens to the Rolling Stones! You can't be.

Yeah, you're right. I guess when one is preoccupied with wiping the drool from one's mouth one doesn't have time for witty.

that was a funny article-- strange prose all around...

Wasn't I brilliant? "Oh, I've seen it before, but someone always grabs it before I can." And, "Someone at the mall."

Brilliant.

kuhl, mann

ach, ja!

Will our secret be divulge, as your career is destroyed?

Oh, sure. Is that a problem?

By the way, who's going to buy some records from Electric Vibe Records, eh?

Yes it is, I am trying to hide my porno career I did in the past.

One time, I googled my name and some random horror site was reviewing this obscure horror film Monster High and they said the reason they checked it out was because "Adam Cooley from imdb" reccomended it.. and they hated the film and were upset and so on.. it was pretty funny.

Remember to wear one of these fellas, when sleeping with groupies.

Groupies!!?? Where, where!?

You must be kidding, that fella or lady over there SynthethicalY, is obviously a groupie.

Hey, SyntheticallY may be many things, possibly including sex slave for hire, but SyntheticallY is no groupie.

Is this lust, that sparks between thee and he?

GAWD!!!!!!! MAST SPRED GOSIP.