Modern country song lyrics
 

I swear I can hear one of those modern country songs and inadvertently remember the lyrics for the rest of my life. I think the lyrics are scientifically fomulated to fuck with your brain.

'you can set it on fire, roll it down a hill
but I still wouldn't trade if for a Coupe DeVille
I met all my wives in traffic jams
there's somethin' women love about a pickup man'
- a song I heard once about five years ago

'if I die before I wake, feed Jake
heee's been a good dawg
my best friend right through it all
if I die before I wake, feed Jake.'
-a song I heard probably twice over ten years ago

I can't even remember hardly any of the lyrics to Rather Ripped and I've heard the album about ten times by now.

I know what you mean. I know all the lyrics to Beck's mini-albums he released after 'Mellow Gold'.

'Plastic donut, can of spam / there's no kindness in this land'

My mother listens to nothing but Country. I can sing every song that comes on the radio.

Kill me now.

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