Imagine if this board were a soap opera...
 

...yeah, imagine if all of us boardies were characters in a continually evolving daytime soap opera. Who'd have illicit affairs with whom? Who'd have the prescription drug addiction? Who would have a dark secret, a secret so dark not even he or she can know it?

can i have all of that? and with some extra vices thrown in for the fun?

it's a trap!

We all know I'd be the serial bigamist. But with which babes?

Me, sarramkrop and SyntieticallY would be the soap opera queens, all plotting against each other and spending endless amounts of time with our own fag hags.

Dudewithsuperlongscreenname is the jocular, comic-relief neighbor.

Truncated is the mean, yet lovable aunt.

The aunt? Somehow, that makes me feel ancient and demeaned.

Spectral Julian Is Not Dead:

I'll be the vicar.


...who's always trying to marry you off to one of your 'babes'? Or is that the 'Imagine if this board were a PG Wodehouse novel' thread?

Don't feel that way! She's the source of black humor.

Isn't it already?

ME

but i'd have my own harem on the side. i'd also be the.. i don't know, town hangout buddy. (that is not a codeword for hooker.)

I want to be one of the comatose people.

Can I be the doctor with an eye patch?

I want it to be my deep dark secret, also be married, and have children, while banging you Will there be banging shown?

i don't know why, but i want to be one of the jerks.

Cause they are uber cool.

plus they have more fun, the good guys only end good, while the bad guys do awesome the whole time except for the last part.

can i be Disgruntled Customer #1

HAHA !!!