It's Not You It's Me.
 

Well, last girl I was with thought it would be cool to have not so serious relationships with 2 guys at once, without letting either of us know, and then having us both come to the same event. I fuckin walked.

I broke up with my first girlfriend on IM.

hmm.

my exgirlfriend cheated on me and then i broke up with her before finding out that she cheated on me.. i broke up with her because she was acting distant.. then she made me out to be some awful person.. and i felt truely awful, until 6 months later i found out, hey, she had cheated on me.. and... yeah. one day i messaged her that i hope she died. then, about 3 months later, she had a miscarriage from some italian dude's baby. i felt bad. but i still haven't talked to her. my trust in girlfriends is forever scarred because of her.

"plastics"

In 8th grade, this chick wanted to go out with me, and since I was still all "I don't know if I like dick or not" I said yeah. I sat with her at lunch. She broke up with me the next day. I was crestfallen. But not really.

And 2 years later: I'm queer and she's allegedly a slut.

well we weren't really boyfriend/girlfriend but we got close until she decided that I was just a "obstacle from God to test her faith" because I'm not Christian and she already "kind of" had another boyfriend. Jesus, the cockblocker.

Basically it was me deciding not to answer her inane text messages and shit like that. Not much of a story.