Sonic Youth Gossip - Yr Favorite AIM Convos

Session Start (lt dorkus:haydenasche): Mon Apr 24 22:54:01 2006
[22:54] lt dorkus: hey
[22:54] haydenasche: Yo
[22:54] lt dorkus: what is up
[22:54] haydenasche: Not a lot.
[22:54] haydenasche: Burning cds for people.
[22:54] lt dorkus: ooh
[22:54] lt dorkus: i'm supposed to get a burner soon, but that was a year ago my dad said that
[22:56] haydenasche: Damn.
[22:56] haydenasche: Mine came with my computer.
[22:56] lt dorkus: we have a cheapass computer
[22:56] haydenasche: I don't pirate cds for myself often. I burn them for friends.
[22:56] haydenasche: That sucks. My computer is nice because I go to school on it so it has to be funky fresh.
[22:57] lt dorkus: our old pc got really messed up in the hurricanes a year/two ago and we got stuck with this one
[22:58] haydenasche: That blows. My dad co-owns Subway with a computer guy so before I moved out I got a nice-ass computer for like dirt-cheap.
[22:58] lt dorkus: sweet
[22:58] haydenasche: Yeah, basically.
[22:59] lt dorkus: sometimes when i'm bored i like to go through the sy board and make up things about users i don't really know just based on their screename and
[22:59] lt dorkus: sig
[22:59] lt dorkus: i think i basically live at that place
[23:00] lt dorkus: i can count on two hands the people that i both know and like
[23:01] haydenasche: Haha.
[23:01] haydenasche: I'm 8 of the 10 fingers right?
[23:01] lt dorkus: lol, yes
[23:01] haydenasche: I pretty much try to be as arrogant and cuntish as I can.
[23:02] lt dorkus: you're awesome at that
[23:02] haydenasche: I know. It is fun.
[23:02] haydenasche: I've got almost as many posts as Marley:S
[23:02] lt dorkus: you guys are tied
[23:02] haydenasche: I'm like the male truncated.
[23:02] haydenasche: REally?
[23:02] lt dorkus: haha
[23:02] lt dorkus: yeah
[23:02] lt dorkus: 1141
[23:02] haydenasche: Nice.
[23:02] haydenasche: I am totally gonna kick his ass and start a thread about it!
[23:03] lt dorkus: wait.. you're 300 behind
[23:03] lt dorkus: i can't read
[23:03] lt dorkus: you could still do that though
[23:04] haydenasche: I should just bump every thread in the entire forum.
[23:04] lt dorkus: oh dude
[23:05] lt dorkus: and post a picture of the O RLY owl in every post
[23:06] lt dorkus: or tubgirl
[23:06] haydenasche: Haha.
[23:06] haydenasche: Or my ass.
[23:06] lt dorkus: yes!
[23:06] lt dorkus: or random prom
[23:06] lt dorkus: *porn
[23:06] haydenasche: I should put a big "O RLY?" on my ass.
[23:07] lt dorkus: one asscheek says O RLY and the other says YA RLU
[23:07] lt dorkus: or YA RLY, depending on your spelling skills
[23:07] haydenasche: Haha. I am totally doing it.
[23:08] lt dorkus: yay
[23:09] lt dorkus: i'd do it on my boobs or something but knowing me and my luck my grandma would wake up or my brother and see this happening
[23:09] haydenasche: HAHA
[23:10] haydenasche: I should do it on my roomates ass.
[23:10] haydenasche: He'd get naked for it.
[23:10] lt dorkus: dude!
[23:10] lt dorkus: you should do that
[23:11] haydenasche: (Link: http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a29...burns/safe.jpg
[23:11] haydenasche: There he is.
[23:11] haydenasche: He's playing a show in the Cities right now.
[23:11] lt dorkus: can i ask what's going on in that picture?
[23:13] haydenasche: He's at a coffee shop and there is a safe there. He told us he could crack it with his mad skills.
[23:13] haydenasche: He's a fucking hottie.
[23:13] lt dorkus: he's got some mad facial hair
[23:14] haydenasche: Yeah. He's a hairy motherfucker.
[23:14] lt dorkus: haha
[23:14] haydenasche: He could grow facial hair in like 8th grade.
[23:15] lt dorkus: i know this kid that had this wicked moustache in 7th grade, and he didn't shave it for a year
[23:15] lt dorkus: right now he's like grizzly adams jr
[23:15] haydenasche: Sick.
[23:16] haydenasche: I am pretty hair, too I guess.
[23:16] haydenasche: pretty hairy*
[23:16] haydenasche: no comma.
[23:16] haydenasche: Jeez, that sentence was a fucking trainwreck.
[23:16] haydenasche: But yeah.
[23:16] lt dorkus: heh
[23:16] lt dorkus: i'm.. not very hairy
[23:18] haydenasche: Haha.
[23:18] haydenasche: You are a female.
[23:18] lt dorkus: there's some girls at school who are pretty gorilla
[23:19] haydenasche: Haha. We have those here. We call them trailor-trash.
[23:19] lt dorkus: the worst are the hick girls that wear ass-tight jeans, but they're kind of pudgy so the fat spils EVERYWHERE and it's ugh, horrible
[23:19] haydenasche: Yeah.
[23:20] haydenasche: Hicks? In Florida?
[23:20] lt dorkus: yeah
[23:20] lt dorkus: town's full of them
[23:21] haydenasche: Weird. Orange Farmers?
[23:21] lt dorkus: not really, the last orange grove near here got replaced with some subdivision named Coral Trace
[23:22] haydenasche: (Link: http://img276.imageshack.us/img276/5.../mybutt6tv.jpg
[23:22] lt dorkus: hahaha
[23:23] lt dorkus: how the eff are there 21 pages of threads for non-sonics alone?
[23:24] haydenasche: I know.
[23:24] haydenasche: I was PISSED trying to sift through them all.
[23:25] lt dorkus: same here
[23:25] lt dorkus: like, are we THAT BORED?
[23:25] haydenasche: Yeah.
[23:25] haydenasche: I mean I am pretty bored but not that bored.
[23:26] lt dorkus: supposedly i average 27 posts a day, but i'm only on three hours a day at the most
[23:26] haydenasche: I'm on a lot.
[23:26] haydenasche: I am addicted to this motherfucker.
[23:26] lt dorkus: lol
[23:26] lt dorkus: on weekends i'm on most of the night
[23:26] lt dorkus: and when everyone's alseep
[23:28] haydenasche: Yeah. I'm on when I'm bored.
[23:28] haydenasche: Which is always.
[23:28] haydenasche: I drink coffee til like 11 so I don't get to sleep real early.
[23:28] lt dorkus: i'm just always energetic
[23:29] lt dorkus: but i have to go in my room until my brother finally gets to sleep some nights and i have light naps
[23:30] lt dorkus: sometimes i wonder if sonic youth ever browse the forum and just laugh their asses off at what goes on
[23:31] haydenasche: Haha.
[23:31] haydenasche: Probably.
[23:33] lt dorkus: i want to get to 1000 posts before midnight
[23:34] haydenasche: Good goal.
[23:34] haydenasche: I want 10,000 by midnight.
[23:34] lt dorkus: that sounds like a good goal too
[23:35] haydenasche: I will make it!
[23:35] lt dorkus: U CAN DO IT!
[23:35] lt dorkus: you should just make threads that say ANAL in them 5645645437 times
[23:36] haydenasche: Haha
[23:36] haydenasche: We should make a thread and just have a giant AIM conversation in it.
[23:36] lt dorkus: yeah!
[23:36] lt dorkus: or find those websites with movie scripts and post them
[23:38] haydenasche: Haha

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