roadtrip USA
 

phoenix/ink. and I will be making a road trip across the USA starting about mid-september (after Burning Man).

any suggestions of things that we MUST see (shows, art festivals, museums, etc)??

also, if yr up to giving us a place to stay for the night, and yr not tooooo creepy, please let me know in the space provided for you below.

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Have you got a route picked out? North, south, middle?

If your into natural sights, I'd definitely go for Grand and Bryce Canyons. A coupla days in Vegas...

If I'm still here when you arrive, you are welcome to stay with me. But there's gotta be people in NYC that would put you up. Its about an hour to NYC from here. (I might be able to get you into MOMA for free.)

Burning man.... hahahahahaha. suckers.

because??? are you allergic to good times and hot nights and desert sex?

:confused:

ps: it's free.

pps: I'm hoping amerikkkangawd wants to hook me up in NYC.

or Satan, if she's still in NYC

Im not sure that phoenix would share a bed with saltanas now that she's wed. :confused:

only the douchebags of america end up at burning man. of course it has to be free... nobody in their right mind would pay for that shit.

ha ha ha ha

furrealz

it's actually quite expensive.

I have a good friend who helps run it, so I'm getting the hookups.

jaded cunts, have fun sitting in yr basements while I'm freakwatching, soaking up sun, sand and sexxx.

Fun Fun Fun Fest in Austin Tx in Nov

Burning Man: the real Woodstock of the modern era--i.e. the neohippie Mecca...

have some "sexxx" surrounded by naked middle aged hippies if you can

anyway, we keep hearing about this pink and sore "sexxx," but when are you going start jerking off rather than having "sexxx" so we can hear all about it on the internets? cuz that would be a lot funnier.

good sir, I would masturbate (just to make you happy), but I'm afraid that my semen-stores are currently at an all-time premium.

I can't even remember the last time I had to touch myself in a loving way....

MORE THINGS I WANT TO KNOW:

when / where is Thunderbolt Pagoda playing next?
recommend me some good camping.
ART EXHIBITS WORTH SEEING.
OKTOBERFEST, JA?

if by same same bed, you mean, you have generously offered to take the couch while the girl and I make sweet love in the bed that you are currently sleeping in, then, yeah, sure!

I suspect that you have sharp toenails and are not near as beautiful as what I'm used to, so cuddles might not be in the cards, so to speak.

a lot of drivin' ehhh? well I hope you bring smoe pot....yer gonna need it.

a blimp.

Yall gotta come down to Bryceville you know shits happenin down here. we got vacation bible school, cuntry ho downs, cow tippin, drunkin bon fires........seriously Jacksonville is a pretty cool place to visit. Five points, the beaches san marco thats where its at. Lots of local art, music and shit

http://www.folioweekly.com/

you guys should see that new Ellen Page movie. It's supposed to be good.

I hate that you'd suspect anything less than total beauty from me.

this I think is the firsttimewe've even remotely discussed our sexy time so I'm not sure why you get keep hearing. my ass thread was highly Miss read... ithas nohing to do with sex ;)