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atsonicpark 07.21.2008 03:28 PM

sonic youth on uncyclopedia
 
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Sonic_Youth

Uncyclopedia is an obvious parody of wikipedia wherein all the information is completely wrong. Kind of like a lamer and tamer version of encyclopedia dramatica.

This page really isn't all that funny though there are a few gems and anyone on here can edit it and make it, y'know, good. I'm thinking of posting some of the fake Thurston poetry...

schizophrenicroom 07.21.2008 03:29 PM

aw, danny himself and i did a ton of that stuff way back when.. add some poetry, please!

atsonicpark 07.21.2008 03:30 PM

didn't even think to "search" on this one because i never remembered anyone mentioned it. but i just found it and bumped the old thread.

atsonicpark 07.21.2008 03:34 PM

Actually, this thread can be used for some good...

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Sonic_Youth

That is WAAAAAAAY funnier anyway. (though I'm sure it'll offend the touchier people on here for whatever reason)

SYRFox 07.21.2008 04:22 PM

Ahah I love the fact than the word "depressed" is a link to emo. Good read. I find the Uncyclopedia article more funny though, it's more non sense.

schizophrenicroom 07.21.2008 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atsonicpark
Actually, this thread can be used for some good...

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Sonic_Youth

That is WAAAAAAAY funnier anyway. (though I'm sure it'll offend the touchier people on here for whatever reason)


haha.

i love the link to indiefucks in there. for some reason i was a member of that shit for three years.

o'connor 07.21.2008 06:15 PM

yeah that uncyclopedia one is way funnier. "steve kicks major ninja ass" lol

Danny Himself 07.21.2008 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by schizophrenicroom
aw, danny himself and i did a ton of that stuff way back when.. add some poetry, please!


fun tiems in oh six

we put more work into the stephen malkmus page than anything else though:

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncyclopedia
Since the dissolution of Pavement/Malkmus, Malkmus has gone solo. His first solo album, Me, Thee, and Malkmus (2001) reached #1 in the U.S Billboard Charts. It won 'Best Rock Album', 'Best Pop Album', and 'Best Rap Video' at the MTV Music Awards, and earned Malkmus a grammy.
Spurred on by the success, Malkmus eagerly returned to writing music. The next album, Stairway to Malkmus (2002), spawned 17 #1 singles, and saw Malkmus return to #1 on the U.S Billboard Album Charts. A study conducted by USA Today concluded that every household in the USA owned a Malkmus album, and over 75% of households owned two Malkmus albums.



Malkmus toured to support Stairway to Malkmus for three solid years, playing a show five times a week. Profits from the tour had grossed over $893(Billion) by the time the tour ended in 2005. He was diagnosed that winter with indieboyitis, the condition given to nineties indie rockers that are unable to age (or in the case of Thurston Moore, become crinkly and red).



Malkmus is currently working on songs for his next album, Straight Outta Malkmus, which is due to be released in 2008. It has already been nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize.


dazedcola 07.21.2008 07:26 PM

oh man this shit is gold.

"Despite the flamboyant rumors that Thurston Moore is an extensive record collector, the truth is that Moore only listens to Slayer, Goatwhore, and Miley Cyrus. On one occasion when Steve Shelley bought Thurston a Rage Against The Machine CD for his birthday, Thurston smashed the gift in front of everybody and ran upstairs to his bedroom to sulk moodily. By the time Kim Deal coaxed him out of his bedroom with the promise of hot indie sex, Thurston had written Rather Ripped."

atsonicpark 07.21.2008 07:28 PM

genius.

hot indie sex.

o'connor 07.21.2008 07:32 PM

i wants me some of that elusive hot indie sex.

atsonicpark 07.21.2008 07:33 PM

I just wanna fuck asia argento.

atsonicpark 05.21.2009 01:17 AM

hahaha.


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