There's a HUGE stray dog in my backyard.
 

And, he's been roaming around it for quite a while.

It's huuge.

I mean, the RSCPA lot have been here for 20 minutes now, and they're still here, trying to do...whatever they do.

It tried to get into the house, but we closed and locked all the windows in time.

As I type, reinforcements of the RSPCA come in.

Typical. That's what happens when you live in a terraced neighbourhood in Southampton.

EDIT - I'm hungry. All the action is happening at the kitchen back door, and the garden. I can't enter the kitchen, and eat in peace until all this is finished.

*belly rumbles*

hmm theres always one solution



if that doesnt work, then just throw ham at the other end of the street and he'll go away

did he seem like he was a mad dog?, or just very curious?

Probably the latter.

It was finally taken out of my house about 15 minutes ago.

Apparently, it just gave in after some rounds of trying to fend off the RSPCA. It was crying, I heard.

I think it could well be a dog which had just ran away from a nearby neighbourhood. At least we know it's in safe hands, as well as the removal of something against public health and safety, na-di-na.

you should get atticus, he is good with a gun, shooting those rabid dogs.

ha ha ha atticus! bravo, great reference.

if atticus is not available though you could contact your nearest chinese restaurant




dog paws, anyone?