Twelve Days Of Christmas
 

When singing this song at Christmas, remember that it's four collie birds, and not calling birds.

Anybody else get vexed on this matter?

Just about all Christmas songs are really aggravating to me. I just realized this last night.
But, I dont really make that mistake because I dont know all the words to that one, and if I did I probably wouldn't sing it anyway

Well boo hiss to you. Consider yourself crossed off my Christmas invitation list.

Of all the Christmas songs that have ever existed, this is perhaps the worst one of all.

I hate that kind of fucking "House That Jack Built" lyrical structure.
Shit drives me crazy.

NO NO NO Pookie
I dont mind Christmas at all man. It's the songs. Not the people, not the season, not that warm fuzzy feeling you get as young boy on Christmas eve when you know you got some sweet stuff under the tree that your parents (and Santa) got for you. Just the songs

Wizzard. Slade. Paul McfuckingCartfuckingnefuckingy. All infinitely worse.

Oh, OK then. If you're in the area on Christmas Day, consider yourself invited.


Well boo hiss to YOU. Consider yourself crossed off my Christmas invitation list.

christmas = poo.

 

i never understood this one from Silent Night..

"round yon virgin Mother and child"

what the fuck is that???

round "yon" what?
mental fuckin shit.

so your saying your a grinch?

It's about the birth of Jesus (your saviour, remember Him?).

All is calm, all is bright round yon(der) Virgin Mother (Mary) and child (little baby Jesus).


No, that was for you to print out and make into Christmas cards.

but i arnt sending any christmas cards.

Oh. I always thought it was "Round young virgin, mother and child"

Bullshit to that. I love christmas.

Substitute "Christmas" for "life".


Good idea.

I usually gather together all our Christmas CD's (not that we have that many) and make a compilation of the best bits.

yeh i love xmas too, its lots of pavlova, presents and drinking, whats not good about that. Unless your like so alternative you hate anything that is supose to be liked

All I want for x-mas is this stupid so called war against x-mas to stop.

there is far too much pressure to enjoy christmas. i mean am i supposed to enjoy it because someone else does?