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Richard Pryor on Fire 10.06.2006 09:46 AM

Who would win in a fight...
 
To answer these questions we must assume a few things first, this is a fist fight, and both particpants are in the prime of their life.

Iggy Pop vs. David Yow

Steve Shelly vs. Richard Edison

Kim Gordon vs. Kim Deal

Lee Ranaldo vs. Jack Kerouac

Ian Mackaye vs. Courtney Love

Chabib vs. HaydenAsche

HR (badbrains) vs. Henry Rollins

Everyneurotic 10.06.2006 09:51 AM

Iggy Pop vs. David Yow=yow because crazy always beats anything.

Steve Shelly vs. Richard Edison=steve because he was in the crucifucks, i mean how can you not win being in that band?

Kim Gordon vs. Kim Deal=deal is meatier and gordon is more fragile, but gordon is wilder.

Lee Ranaldo vs. Jack Kerouac=not happening, kerouac is a buddhist

Ian Mackaye vs. Courtney Love=cuntney, read the yow vs. pop one.

HR vs. Henry Rollins=hr because he can do flip jump/cannonball move like blanka from street fighter II.

HaydenAsche 10.06.2006 09:52 AM

Iggy
Steve
Deal
Courtney
Me
Rollins

Everyneurotic 10.06.2006 09:54 AM

ohh and hayden...but i don't know, habib can breakout his porno pics and get hayden distracted.

HaydenAsche 10.06.2006 09:56 AM

Not really. I don't find Chris attractive. Clone or Porky porno would have me distracted for a few minutes. I'd still beat his ass.

Everyneurotic 10.06.2006 09:58 AM

alright, so there you have it.

blue sunlover 10.06.2006 09:59 AM

thursten moore vs.Beck?i don t know but beck already said he s a loser.and t.
seems to be untouchable.they just good friends rather ripping....

blue sunlover 10.06.2006 10:01 AM

3 caracters,?

Rob Instigator 10.06.2006 10:16 AM

Iggy Pop vs. David Yow - Iggy Pop, just because I have no idea who daid yow is, but I doubt anyone could stab you faster than iggy.

Steve Shelly vs. Richard Edison - richard EDSON would probably win this considering he works out to stay in shape to be in movies and such. if the fight was with drumsticks though...

Kim Gordon vs. Kim Deal - Kim deal would kick some ass. kim deal would kick beck's ass. kim deal would kick all of green day's poser asses.

Lee Ranaldo vs. Jack Kerouac - lee ranaldo. jack kerouak was a weaknut. lee would mop the floor with his recluse ass.

Ian Mackaye vs. Courtney Love - it depends if courtney is on drugs. if she is on drugs then her insanity would help her win. if not, ian would straight edge his boot into her neck.

Chabib vs. HaydenAsche - haydensache is like 11 years old. He can't beat up anyone. He can't beat up the mc donald's fry guys on his happy meal. He can't beat up his strawberry shortcake collection. he can't beat up his mom's tit-pasty tassles. he can't even beat up elton john.

HR (badbrains) vs. Henry Rollins - this would be a good fight, but I think that rollins would take HR and crush his skull.

Glice 10.06.2006 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Richard Pryor on Fire
To answer these questions we must assume a few things first, this is a fist fight, and both particpants are in the prime of their life.


Ian Mackaye vs. Courtney Love



Courtney, even if smacked up to the nines. I mean, I'd be surprised if Mackaye could fucking walk, let alone fight. Fucking vegetarians don't fight, they mince.

shentov 10.06.2006 10:42 AM

hayden is fucked....it's not fair.

HaydenAsche 10.06.2006 10:55 AM

Haha. You honestly think that doped up little twig stands a chance against me?

atari 2600 10.06.2006 11:31 AM

Thomas Alva Edison




 
























 

Mr. Edson

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Iggy Pop vs. David Yow

Steve Shelley vs. Richard Edison (Edson)

Kim Gordon vs. Kim Deal

Lee Ranaldo vs. Jack Kerouac

Ian MacKaye vs. Courtney Love

chabib vs. HaydenAsche

H.R. (Bad Brains) vs. Henry Rollins
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blue sunlover 10.06.2006 11:38 AM

good bye guys.
i just came here for i don t know,i dont wanna say .you made me sad and i will never try to be nice again.



ugly twin still practices vengeance,sorry,again failed
trow me into the lake . ADIEU lipidos

Rob Instigator 10.06.2006 11:41 AM

hi bluesunlover. you love sonic youth?

haydensache, you are probably right.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 10.06.2006 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Richard Pryor on Fire
To answer these questions we must assume a few things first, this is a fist fight, and both particpants are in the prime of their life.

Iggy Pop vs. David Yow

Steve Shelly vs. Richard Edison

Kim Gordon vs. Kim Deal

Lee Ranaldo vs. Jack Kerouac

Ian Mackaye vs. Courtney Love

Chabib vs. HaydenAsche

HR (badbrains) vs. Henry Rollins


Iggy
Rick
Kim G
Jack
Ian
Chabib
Henry

Inhuman 10.06.2006 12:18 PM

Iggy Pop vs. David Yow

Steve Shelly vs. Richard Edison

Kim Gordon vs. Kim Deal

Lee Ranaldo vs. Jack Kerouac (tight choice)


Ian Mackaye vs. Courtney Love

Chabib vs. HaydenAsche

Inhuman 10.06.2006 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
Iggy Pop vs. David Yow - Iggy Pop, just because I have no idea who daid yow is, but I doubt anyone could stab you faster than iggy.

Steve Shelly vs. Richard Edison - richard EDSON would probably win this considering he works out to stay in shape to be in movies and such. if the fight was with drumsticks though...

Kim Gordon vs. Kim Deal - Kim deal would kick some ass. kim deal would kick beck's ass. kim deal would kick all of green day's poser asses.

Lee Ranaldo vs. Jack Kerouac - lee ranaldo. jack kerouak was a weaknut. lee would mop the floor with his recluse ass.

Ian Mackaye vs. Courtney Love - it depends if courtney is on drugs. if she is on drugs then her insanity would help her win. if not, ian would straight edge his boot into her neck.

Chabib vs. HaydenAsche - haydensache is like 11 years old. He can't beat up anyone. He can't beat up the mc donald's fry guys on his happy meal. He can't beat up his strawberry shortcake collection. he can't beat up his mom's tit-pasty tassles. he can't even beat up elton john.

HR (badbrains) vs. Henry Rollins - this would be a good fight, but I think that rollins would take HR and crush his skull.


Good read Rob!

LittlePuppetBoy 10.06.2006 01:01 PM

Iggy Pop
Steve Shelley
Kim Gordon
Lee Ranaldo (I don't know who the other guy is)
Ian Mckaye
Chabib (Hayden is no match)
Henry Rollins

HaydenAsche 10.06.2006 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
hi bluesunlover. you love sonic youth?

haydensache, you are probably right.


I knew you'd agree. I'm from the streets. I could kick about 70% of your asses.


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