Fuck all you writers who don't put lots of pictures in your books [aaarg] !!!!

(I'm finished).

[edited: for the addition of pictures]

This post was ok...could have done with some pictures.

Richard Brautigan can eat a bag of dicks.

how do you know that? It's never been mentioned in any of his biographies.

This post needs pics too....

Oh, I see we're moving into slagging off writers I like. I should put on something more appropriate.

Carson McCullers was a rimmer.

ANYONE who writes True Romance books

Charlie Brooker. THE FISH IN YOUR SMALL BARREL ARE ALL DEAD. STOP SHOOTING AND FUCK OFF.

Contemporary religious naturalists.

Pandoucheism. Closet neo-animism.

Is it just me or he writes about nothing of any long-lasting substance really? I find him occasionally funny and he's surely witty. He just seems good at writing without saying anything in particular.

psch, nothing wrong with that, and she wrote beautifully

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hp lovecraft: shlocky poe epigone

Anne Rice - I cannot denounce her tortured overly-florid language and her insipid vampire love ENOUGH. fucking hate everything she ever wrote and touched in her life.

It's the fish in a barrel thing for me. I watched him recently spend ten minutes ridiculing the Jeremy Kyle show. It's all a bit obvious and lazy.

It's The Guardian thing. Polemical about things that don't involve opening several cans of worms at once.

I think it was the point where he was heralded as a hero for his swift response to the Jan Muir thing. As if calling out an insidious piece of tosh out as such is somehow insightful.