Ways to annoy music snobs
 

-Insist they are saying "Deadsy" when they say they like "The Dead C"
-Insist they are saying "Zwan" when they say they like Swans.

I hereby challenge you all to add more, and don't be restricted to humorous mis-hearing of band names.

insist they are saying hole when they say they like hole.

keep insisting that dirty is sonic youth's greatest album

Tell them you like the same music as them.

Tell them about how great Coldplay is. Of course, I actually like Coldplay...

I don't know what you mean by music snob, since there are way too many different kinds, but the people I think of when I hear the term are generally offended by anything negative about Led Zeppelin. No, not everyone has to like them.

yeah you're right.

jimmy page's middle name is fumble fingers.
that should turn a few heads

actually its patrick.

Who's Jimmy Paige?










See, all the music snobs just got pissed off for a second.

that might piss some off.

Ha ha.

tell them that No Neck Blues Band sucks donkey balls

which is actually exactly my opinion

i'm not even sure what a music snob is

I are a music snob. And damn proud of it.

i hate music snobs. ways to annoy them: tell them that hip hop has no place in experimental music.

eh???

Maybe music snobs hate you. Ever think of that? Maybe right now they're dreaming up more ways to annoy you.

Refer to every band they talk about as being really "relevant" right now. It's hilarious when people refer to bands as being relevant. It's so pretentious and means nothing. I always do it just to see if people will laugh or take me seriously.

That Sonic Youth, they're really relevant right now.

Tell them Frank Zappa sucks.

-any band they mention, tell them you've heard of it before

-when they mention a band, ask them if they love it

-tell them a bands older stuff is under-produced, and their newer stuff sounds so much better