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but i was listening to some kinda scotch ethnic music or i think it was scotch

there was a black haired chick and a beardy dude and she was rolling her tongue when she sang and he was looking at her ass although i dont think he was meant to be doing he was also playing a kinda banjo

so i thought you could say if you listen to this music or anything of a similarity

anline boradine i think her name was (is that scotch???)

she was singing about a train that took her over the scotch mountains and thru the way to...um...that place and such and such

...Scotch.

have you tried Nude Female Kilted Man???

People from other countries always ask me if I own a kilt. I will never own a kilt for as long as I live.

yo dudester yer a wee bonny one

You'd better sort out the other stereotypes then. Buckfast, Irn Bru, bitterness towards the English, sectarian violence, wife-beating, casual racism...

Personally I'd be grabbing a sporran if I was in your position.

Damn you got it pretty spot on.

Buckfast makes you piss yourself.
Irn-bru makes my teeth feel gritty.
I love the English.
I disown religion but respect others.
Wouldn't hurt anyone, not even my wife!
Against racism.

I guess I'm not a true Scot..

Do you watch Alba even though it's shit?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BBC_Alba_%28TV_channel%29
That? Never heard of it.