the alpha-alpha male
 

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we, and by we, I mean, alpha-alpha super males, have alpha-alpha super-pheromones and a giant penis that is lacking in your more common "garden variety" male (I'm looking at you, glice). this provokes a need to breed, deep inside (and I do mean deep) the female brain.

we will not stop until we have all of yr weminz.

most of the real successful guys I know are kind of little fellows, they seem to be ladies men since they are perceived to be less scary than us large guys.

My garden has a grand oak, with deep roots and glorious plumage. Well fucking alpha.

half disgusted half jealous but mostly interested in the MO?

Girls tend not to fall for douches so much as they do the bloke who talks to them. Ok, there's a line with that, bit glaring shyly in the corner isn't going to get anyone anywhere.

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what's a nice girl like you doing at a clown party like this?

how about we leave these dungeon masters for their dice games and I show you my teeth?

Do you really want some ditz that is stupid enough to fall for douchbags? Who cares? Or is it the fact that these types of guys remind you what a pussy you are?

Exactly the kind of girl who falls for guys who aren't like you, clearly isn't your tyoe anyway so dobt stress it. Some of us a just a bit fussier and tend to not want every single guy..thays a good thing.

The Alpha-Omega males only go for virgins.

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you know what to do.

In that case grow a pair and talk to some birds mate! They usually don't bite (unless you are lucky).

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Rebels get girls wet. They are dangerous, exciting, and often elusive. Like a male peacock strutting his junk. That's why I get all the hunnies at the mall when I wear my Marilyn Manson and ICP t-shirts. Duh.

YOu just need to become the alpha male. Walk up and talk about how big a douche-bag you are. Tell them about your crazy stunts on your motorcycle and how you like to cry during The Notebook.

it works everytime.

ppff, do you still worrie about that shit, just fuck that
all those players johhny dudes, feel sorry for them

the party is more importand

if you're not willing to put in effort, especially for such a silly reason as another guy trying (and maybe succeeding) to charm her, you will never get far with the females. best case scenario is you find someone nobody else is willing to talk to (either). fuck that.

I'd be happy to play life-coach, but I'm not sure after all these years that you would listen.

so, again, as others have mentioned and Chopper demands: harden the fuck up. once you find a shred of self-confidence, you'll begin to be able to forget the douchebags and not the girls.

I hope this helps. :)

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