I dunno for sure but I heard something about Cain killing Abel? Cain then went to a psych ward for evaluation and hasn't been seen since.

Is it really true that Thurston Kicked Bob Bert out of the band because he was head cheerleader in middle school? I know Thurston tried out for this part several times but never got it.

That was like 85% of it. The rest had to do with some limited edition ? and the Mysterians LPs.

Thanks for filling me in on the extra 15%. I always thought Thurston was better at cheerleading.

Yeah. But this was like the lame jumping up and down cheerleading. Thurston has it in the bag when it comes to the gymnastics-cheerleading hybrid.

You mean Indie Guitar Cheering?

Yeah. But that's only what it was called post-HuskerDu84.

Oh so indie guitar cheering is what it's been called ever since Axl Rose left Husker Du.

Yeah. Back before he joined and while he was in it it was called 3-chord Cheerleading.

What about before Husker Du existed or is that just a myth?

Husker Du IS time. There is NO before Husker Du.

Yeah I believe in Husker Du. That Bono shit is just ridiculous.

Thurston was just pissed because Bob's cartwheels weren't up to par.

Husker Du and Chuck Norris invented the universe.

In the book of Norris it says that Husker Du and Chuck Norris started a supergroup before time existed to create the universe. They were called Tears for Fears.

I heard that Husker Du and Norris just THOUGHT about the universe and scared it into inventing itself.

Also, a group by the name of Erasure popped out of an atom's nucleus a billionth of a second after the universe was created and right then Tears For Fears and Erasure sang the hit song "Chains Of Love" and buttzsexed in an atom.

Who's Buttzsexing?

That Atom evolved and became the super group called Rock n Roll NWA consisting of Dr. Dre and Patti Smith.

My favorite band of all time. When Kate Bush did a duet with Dre that one time.. heaven.

Tears For Fears and Erasure!

Fuck Yeah! kate can spit some mean rymes. My favorite song by Rock n Roll NWA would have to be Straight Outta Redondo.