Great musical similes
 

Right, so in one of my day dreams t'other day I said to myself 'Dappy is like the down syndrome Mark E Smith'.

Another of my favourite things I have written recently was 'I put smilies in my poems/ like a retard'

More great/ comical/ crap similes please.

does:

"Ill like an asthmatic on crack"

count?

That's good. Is it yours? It's good.

I think I picked it up somewhere ages ago. I cant recall from where exactly (music/movie)
it stuck with me like forever
I wouldnt be surprised if it turns out to be from mf doom.

I think he must be like a treasure regarding the stuff you are searching for!

Someone I know once described free jazz as the sound of a man falling down a staircase holding a drumkit

^^hahaha
thats great

The Shadow Ring are like the speaking clock playing an ice cream tub with elastic bands stretched over it whilst having a collective mental breakdown

some journo called Idlewild "A flight of stairs falling down a flight of stairs"